Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh-huh. -Why can't I ever get a win?

Why not? It just made you as hard as a bowling pin.

…and be scarred, both physically and emotionally.

Know what's crazy?

Unless someone else cares about dick size.

Who the fuck's this guy?

You'll get used to it, like deflecting compliments or laughing at guys' jokes.

♪ You're surely to die all alone ♪

♪ Stuff me with implants And chop off my nose ♪

Is that how you get the spoon in?

Ha-ha! Take that, Brené Brown.

They talked about my leg hair.

Yeah, well, if it's so natural, then why are you the only one?

Oh, no, that's just a text I got from Hugh Grant.

I'm considering throwing in the towel.

-[man] It is! -It's microscopic!

Oh, wow, you're keeping the shell on.

Oh, Lola. This is delicious.

I, for one, am curious.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Ladies, women, girl bosses,

Oh, that just means your hair is strong.

-Mm-hmm. -Fuckin' gnarly, right?

[Nick] Ah! Ah…

-Oh… -Anyway, we got a great show.

-Is that what you were hoping for? -No, it was not.

♪ A life of self-loathing for every soul ♪

and it's your favorite of the ancient grains.

Man, your dick makes us feel good about ours.

If Hugh Grant can do it, then so can you, honey!

Steve, I believe I'll be joining you for pool school today.

Oh, oh… Oh, it's really latched!

-Maury! -[laughing] Let the shames begin!

-[zips up fly, giggles] -[door opens]

Ooh! "Battered Dick" was the name of my college improv group.

Missy, check out Devon's muscles.

No, you're not, you're just a horny kid. Hey, what's your deal, man?

The children look bad, bad. Not sexy. No. Let me start over.