Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't read the instructions, just empty that strange bottle on your bush.
Okay, everybody, whip 'em out!
Ooh, throw it to me! I gotta teach pool school today.
It's not that small!
-Hot daddy! -[squealing]
-[grunts] -Hey, fellas, we caught a Bigfoot!
Oh, God, everything about your dad makes me sad.
The Knicks are named after a little man in my class.
And Sir Jay never had any problem with your castle.
The "Chodeker"?
Jessi, your body is, uh, no bueno.
until you become a Chewbacca!
I have to shave my whole body every day. It's like a full-time job.
You're cutting your pubes, not opening a grocery store.
[winces] Oh, shit. Look!
It's how well I perform cunnilingus on your mother.
-Shave harder! -Ahh!
And your cock, Andrew?
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
♪ Stitch me and plug me Where hair never grows ♪
-[slurping] -Oh, God.
Yeah! Awesome!
-Stop! Argh! Don't look at me! -[laughter]
I can't believe we get to look at the girls in bathing suits at school.
Oh, God. Oh, my only set of balls.
Oh, so close.
guys care way more about penis size than girls do.
-Ugh! -[Maury] Fuckin' gnarly, right?
Why does he have a sleeping bag in the bathtub?
Jesus Christ.
It looks like someone killed a possum with it.
Put one foot on the sink,
…but Judd has a big penis.
-Disgusting! -[cackles]
Yeah, we just, like, mutilated our bodies.
Jesus, those scissors are huge.
[button clicking]
Lola, you're crazy for this one.
It looks like an old yam!
♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
Yes, we've covered this before.
Jay's uncircumcised!
-"Nair." -Hmm.
Yes, my mom's grandfather died in the Holocaust!
[cackles]