Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My sweet little prince is taking care of his old man.

Almost there, Missy. Reach for it!

♪ Impervious to fortune or fame ♪

I, um… I cut myself shaving.

-You ate them, Steve. -Cool!

-It's turning your pubes green! -Oh… Oh…

-[thuds] -[screams]

And they also left you a tiny dick.

[Andrew] Calamine lotion, calamine lotion, calamine lotion.

Well, I couldn't miss the opportunity to leer at children in their bathing suits.

It's not the size of the wave.

-Oh, shit! -Where's the needle?

-Ew! -Yummy, yummy.

Now I'm going to the Women's March to fuck some sense into those ladies.

Oh, no! He's gone!

I just want to watch your balls burn!

I just never noticed that your leg hair is a different color than your head hair.

I can't believe this is the only razor in our house.

I'm ready to go home now.

[chuckling] Ooh! It's starting to smoke.

Hey, Matthew. I've been thinking about my uncircumcised dick all day…

-What are you looking at? -Oh, uh, uh, nothing.

I'm telling you, the future of health care is CBD oil.

-Exactly! -Shivering on cold tiles?

-Good. Good, good. -You know, unless it's a… problem.

Yes, kind of. Well, you and the whole world.

-Where are the Band-Aids? -Oh, we've got some Paul Mitchell mousse.

♪ Ever lonely but never alone ♪

Andrew! Did you use my big scissors to cut your genital nest?