Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Micropenis"? Oh, God, what's that?

-Oh, fuck! It's got my balls! -[pube] Oh, it hurts!

Yeah, like a micropenis or something?

Oh, shit. It wasn't because of what I said about your leg hair, was it?

Best to let your leg hair grow longer and longer,

♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪

Oh, yeah, sure. Here you go, Matt.

Or we can not pay at all. [chuckles]

Lola, you're crazy for this one.

-Maury, what are you doing? -I'm taking a picture for your spank bank.

-In fact, many of the children aren't. -[Steve] Uh-huh.

I love you, honey bunny.

No duh, no duh!

♪ But your mind has a mind of its own ♪

It helps, like, strengthen your vagina muscles--

Okay, do I just take it all off and go for the little boy thing or--

you see right before the blood starts--

they can see yours.

[woman laughs] You're funny.

I wouldn't be "Oh my God-ing," Lola.

[Nick] That's my mom's job!

Ugh, you're right. I'm the worst.

-[jeering] -[man] Everybody knows

-This stuff is amazing. -Nick?

-Oh, no? You don't care? -Nope.

Oh, God, maybe I can stuff it back in.

That I should fuck Hugh Grant with a clean spoon

Well, it is quite a thatch, isn't it?

♪ Eczema scaly and dry ♪

Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll…

♪ Carve out the sag 'round my eyes! ♪

I wonder if there's something in the house that has vacuum technology.

-Quick consent to show you my hard dick? -Yes, consent, consent.

Look, guys, let's not go crazy with this penis stuff.

-It was an accident. -Cheater, cheater, uncut peter.

-Oh, no! -Yes, you're Micropenis Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Shane Lizard.

[chuckles] It's true.

So, what do I do, slather this all over my crotch?

-Judd's penis? What now? -So who knows about Nicky's penis?

Uh, oh, shit, I should just go back-ne, ah, to the…

♪ They're all twinkling stars In the heavenly body of shame! ♪