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Yeah, but we all know what happens to a dream deferred.
A janitor who made a mistake
ALL: Burn!
I went to buy some pepper spray,
(ROARING)
Bye, roomie. When I get out, I'm coming to find you.
change my mind, then you're wrong.
Look! Godzilla!
You don't see one of these every five feet.
AVERY: Go away! I got a gun!
You should have paid more attention to your learnings!
We have truly disgraced the Al Sharpton Boulevard.
Muriel, what the hell happens to a dream deferred?
Yeah, yeah, well, this just came for you.
We bought it with the profits from your smut house.
CALVIN: Way to go, Super!
Everyone is just as disgusted as you.
Ladies and gentlemen,
then you got your wish,
ALL: Ho!
(ALL COMPLAINING)
a hands-free apparatus for his voice box.
Where'd you ever get all that money?
You want something, Mur? I'm good.
This is a porno movie!
ALL: Aw!
If there's no fire, what's that smoke?
Did I mention I was small businessman of the year?
This is the old movie theater.
This is all the Super's fault.
just to save a nickel.
Put some fannies in the seats.
As the superintendent of this building,
Oh.
And, Muriel, there's the stairs going up to the balcony.
We'll close that theater. Don't worry.
Lazy, no good...
You told them you was serious.
It's all cool, brother.
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