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AVERY: Super,
where these kids can be safe.
"How to beat hypertension."
It's ill-gotten booty from ill-gotten booty.
ALL CHANTING: Go, Thurgood, King of Porno.
Oh, darling, you sing much better than that Mario Lanza.
Well, you still don't know my first name.
Little sugar.
That's not like you.
(GROANING)
Yep. Super may be a blockhead,
I traded my scooter for a cane,
They show movies on Friday nights at church.
(MEOWING)
You see, I was at this crack house,
(APPLAUSE)
Man, the Super sure messed things up.
Well, they do have a point.
perfect for a walk.
It kept ripping my turtlenecks.
You said it'd be cherry pie!
(DISTANT GUNFIRE) (SIRENS WAILING)
Hey, everybody!
Smut monger.
Where is everybody?
Now, calm down, calm down. There's no fire.
I know you been trashing my Goodie!
So, Super, tomorrow's opening night.
You know how long it'll take to raise a dollar?
(GIGGLING)
Movies that excite people.
Movies?
Now, why don't you go for a walk with your sister Bebe?
Oh, I called her, but she and Jimmy are making love.
Thurgood, where is everyone?
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