HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It doesn't evaporate as easily. And from that, you know...
Yeah, of course. He's probably gonna get a huge settlement.
You know? I'm a working man. That's what I do.
Is that clear enough for you?
The meeting with Step's lawyer, or lawyers.
and... And he's a friend of yours, right? What is his name?
But under one condition.
I'm gonna be at work. Don't you remember? We covered this.
If some really studly guy hit on her...
Well, you always give me free drinks, though.
That's what I've been saying this whole time.
Am I right?
I'm not going to give you a job. Okay?
Everybody gets the whole place!
Shut up about Cindy, already, before I kick your fat ass!
Huh?
Don't mess it up? You're talking about my wife!
Okay. First of all, I want to say that I've decided not to sell the company.
What?
Why not?
You know what else is good? Codeine cough syrup.
-Later on, Brad. Good night, man. -All right, cool.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take this.
This is what I've been trying to tell you about, Joel.
Oh, no. What now?
why would I want to sell this place?
-I'll talk to him. -Okay. All right. The sooner the better.
You know how it is when the wives start talking.
You should come by tonight.
I just thought I'd just ask how a...
-It's 110. -Okay.
I don't think so, dude.
então encontrem advogado que entenda de Balística...
It's just really cute how your sixes look like eights.
We don't have this kind of money, not even close.
Here you are, sir.
You have nothing to worry about 'cause it all comes out
What could be morally wrong about that?
Brad. Okay. Yeah, man. I'll call him.
You know, I don't know what to...
You didn't have to love me like you did
Preciso de advogado Especialista em Balística...
Brian, you know, you call everyone here dinkus.
The same, I guess. Why?
You see those guys up there?
She's... She has dark hair. She's kind of pretty,
So, where was I?
You're gonna make me cry.
he was just kicking the tires.
Could have been Ritalin or Special K.
-Come on. -Seriously.
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I went ahead and got those tickets for that dinner
Or another teddy in a fucking tutu.
All right, well, don't worry about it.
No, no. I... Really, I do. I wanna know.
How is Step doing, anyway?
I don't know, go out or something?
you can tell them that I stole it. All right?
What is this shit you're making out here?
This is my half-brother, Phil.
I'm beggin' you, friend
I mean, like, you... You started it and everything?
And how often am I going to meet a girl that pretty
He wants to talk to you alone out there for some reason. You know?
Oh, right. Yeah. Well, boy genius asked for a raise.
Wow, looks like you had one of those nights, huh?
-Who? -Dinkus. Can you believe that?
I'm beggin' you, friend
Look, I'm the one who hooked this whole thing up.
I will give her more personal days.
Oh. Wow.
Right there. That's Mary's purse, right?
you could probably nail.
Unbelievable. How can you even sit down?
but I felt sorry for him.
I guess that works. I mean, great.
I would very gladly move into a crappy apartment
Nathan?
And I thank you
And I thank you
you're just gonna go to Joel's house, okay,
I'm just going to sit here.
I mean that, you know,
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
and you can have them if you want that, you know?
tasted better than the cookies themselves,
She thinks it was stolen.
Hello. I'm Joe Adler.
We will drop this case right now
I was going to say more, but you interrupted me, and I...
I'm telling you, this guy is a Powerball jackpot.
-You know, purse-o? -Purse! That's right!
Good-looking kid. Real good-looking.