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Who do you think broke the vending machine
The bomb could go off at any moment.
and I would hate for it to be destroyed
- I take full responsibility for my mistake,
- Okay. - But that's not why I'm here.
- I know, you're both mad and disappointed.
- Already came out. - Oh, come on.
You know what your gut tells you to do most of the time?
- Ah, don't you start.
O'Sullivan likes to do deals over drinks.
Here's to you.
about how horrible his ex-wife is.
- In an act that could only be seen as police intimidation.
Why didn't anyone tell me that
they think we all look the same, right?
I'm being threatened with suspension?
there was a "suspect" there for me to arrest.
- La, la, la, la, la, la.
- What? - The box is full of sand.
but we let it happen.
in Florida on Monday.
- Sure, but next time it might be.
♪ Cover it in chocolate
stole Detective Little Guy's candy shipment,
The District Court does a great pepperoni.
- Come on, now, these are cops.
So there's one flaw with my plan.
Well, looky here.
- Oh, that's me.
your order from last year.
and he never used the M word.
Mind if I ask you a couple of questions?
in life-or-death situations, and they can't be expected
Learning a lesson?
of my fast-pitch softball summer camp.
- All right, then I guess we just have to prove it.
I'd be willing to negotiate.
of citizen above the law?
to punish cops for their mistakes,
- Oh, I bet it's great.