Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Poor deterministic Bender.
Us? Why do we have to go?
Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
I guess you really don't want to shoot me after all.
Don't you see, you doddering young fool?
Oops.
$10,000 at an interest rate of 10,000%.
but you've fallen in with a bad crowd.
Was there any? Quite possibly.
I can't afford that!
No. I came for a free will unit,
Fabricio!
You'll not be getting it after all.
Duh, okay.
Uh, about the success of this quest. . .
been in session for 32 seconds,
Silence! Today, as every day,
A broke-down filthy homeless substance abuser
a mere automaton whose behavior is
Oh ! I like your nerd glasses.
I know that Creatrix. That's Mom, from Mom's Friendly Robots.