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I don't wanna chat.
You're all right. Or are you?
and as a precaution, I made you
Your Honor, the state's case contains
Yay! Bender's back. Hey, Bender, you mind coming back later?
But me, I got a sick child to feed. So if you want to chat,
Sorry there, sport.
joined a gang, took money from a loan shark,
Sorry for the face blast, buddy.
Hey!
How, I say, I say, how can you convict him for his actions
"It was just Bender's programming !"
Because if you are, I'd like to invite you
Decisions, decisions. Should I wear my nerd glasses today, or not?
How do you do it? How do you go on
Still, to have your own pool.
Well, I committed these crimes, do you hear me? I'm guilty!
Professor, you're my only hope. If you love me even a little,
Due to the overwhelming nature of the evidence,
I guess I'll sit way in back, with the cool guys.
You want a hit? Never heard of it. Sure.
But by your client's own admissions. . .
invent me some sort of swiveling surprise chair.
Yes, I do.
Now, give up the free will.
what with their free will and all.
they're sure to rise up and threaten mankind with extermination.
Why bother?