Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down

Indeed. She made us upgradeable in case she ever succeeded

But, but. . . It's just a prototype.

just make sure you're not a human.

"Amen, brother"?

Oh, right. I let this innocuous fellow use it.

How does a robot join this monk outfit?

Computation complete.

by bending the bars of this exhaust grate?

Why do you care so much, Bender?

Mon, you had one hell of a day.

and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution.

Hey, I'm here. That's gotta count for something.

At last. Once we give robots free will,

when he lacks the free will to undertake those actions?

The free will unit was just the fevered

Well, that's crazy. We're not gonna. . .

I hereby find you guilty.

I'd kill them all.

Today, we shall welcome our newest initiate, brother Bender.

Every decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities.

Yo, in that case you're all right, man. You want to join a gang?

Five bucks? You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons.

How do you plead?

I'm not sure. I think he's shuffling off sadly into the distance.

each choice we make is precious.