Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You talk of important decisions,
in the history of our planet.
Oh, I've never been more sure I was right to deny you free will.
I've found the secret of robotic free will.
Then how are we going to get in,
Oh, yes, that's me. Hang on, let me
Give me all your change! And a box of snickerdoodles!
I gotta mope things over for a while.
Which way's on and which way's off?
You see, Bender here is what is known
to a hot sorority party tonight.
Because I don't have free will.
knowing you lack the inherent capacity for self-determination?
Hockey sticks or sharpened footballs?
MomCorp and steal me a free will unit.
However, my client made no such decisions!
Psst. Over there. Where?
Whatever. It doesn't really matter.
with no deviation whatsoever, we choose to take satisfaction in the ritual.
Five bucks.