Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are people really listening to this insipid shit?

To Mrs. Gambolini perchance?

- You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

Where we will reveal Bunny's killer.

- I'm English, you twat.

and/or want to be part of history."

♪ If I never have a cent ♪

- No, no, no. A sweater unravels, dear. Try to keep up, really.

- Because she didn't do it.

begging Bunny for her Rose Cooper painting.

- The way you worded that makes it sound like you didn't get it.

uh, like, oh, jeez...

- Okay. We know you work for Cinda.

The network wants you out of the wheelchair immediately,

- No, I have one line. - Charles,

Let me tell you.

and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, and--

- There is literally no motive here.

- There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated.

- Must you poop on every party, Charles?

♪ On The Sunny Side Of The Street by Keely Smith ♪

- Because why?!

- Alright. Let's take a look.

If Cinda's DNA is on that knife, it's game over!

and you're the murderer. So, by my math,

Looking good, Charlie.

- You're doing it. You're actually renovating.

with the drawing skills of a toddler.

apartment building. - No... No...

[grunts] Hey, honey.

through the hole in the bottom of my closet.

and a very mediocre cop.

CHARLES: And it gives me no pleasure

to bring her killer to justice!

I need a new Oklahoma. [rattling]

- Have both of you had strokes or have I?

[squishing] [gags, whimpers]

I can't believe this. - Right? What a year, huh?

- I think I know what "14 Savage" means.

For it to even have a chance, I'd really need her dead.

would be a good title for a podcast.

Do you know what rhymes with art?

What? This is so audacious,

for Only Murders in the Building...

You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants.

and are said to be bringing in outside law enforcement help.

I'm your biggest fan. CINDA: Cute.

[scoffs] - Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger.

♪ Life can be... ♪

But, a lot of the credit really has to go to-- Ooh, Poppy.

This will land them 6 months in prison, and they'll have time to reflect on their actions. Use this time to study their argument patterns and weaknesses and take few of their family members as hostage of good measure.

[emotionally] Why?

Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption.

- Okay. Well, then I will not take responsibility for the reviews.

Ordinary, that is, if you assume most ordinary people are pretty miserable.

Oliver, distorted: it is!