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Mom...
are going to go down to work
I'm sorry that I came out feet first, Mom.
without my mommy for a few days.
Anyone for doubles?
for you to catch up on your homework.
The perfect killing machine.
No problem.
Oh, this? No, I'm just...
and the drinking and the fighting...
Well, what about my design for
(cheering)
He's ripping phones out of the walls.
that our parents strongly disapprove of this.
Her firstborn child
Yeah, fine.
Yeah, well, that was a long time ago.
The boy here says you could use some company.
(pounding on door)
and we'll see if that satisfies you.
'cause you're enfeebled.
Any second now her face is going to split open
Not yet.
Leave him alone!
You could not possibly comprehend
You made your phony point.
Oh, come on, think.
Listen, don't tell your mom, okay?
We can stop this right now with a little dignity
Sir, before you continue, I feel I have to mention
She worked so hard to get me to stop.
* Yes, no, maybe *
Well, I stopped by to pick up your boy's homework.
Well, Cadet
We are now officially desensitized to violence.
Just say it.