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Have you had a bowel movement?
I should go first.
Well, how about this?
(howls)
Our son Francis did.
and sit down?
Take it from me...
Your mom is great.
I wish we could do that.
That would destroy everything within a ten-foot perimeter.
Finally something cool about being smart.
Come on, come on, do it for Mama.
What guilt?
We've had a vote.
Hey, boys.
If it hadn't been for this
we have been working on around here.
I got one!
I guess we're just going
Nah.
(heavy sigh)
if you just say it!
and the robot's translational displacement
Hello!
It took me five years to get your father to burn his off.
has commandeered this project
I won't say it!
She just went down to Alabama
The guys want their... Are you smoking?
Homework?! You're not giving him homework.
Oh, God, how I miss that woman.
That boy has been nothing but trouble.
Well, someday, you're going to meet a nice girl.
I can make a huge mess, build a killer robot
But...
* You're not the boss of me now *
Let's have a look.
Wow.
But you can just see for yourself.
She can't dismiss it, she can't argue about it
What is it with the men in this family and tattoos?