Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# How to become number one in a hot party show #

When I was a little girl, it was my dream to work on a dairy farm.

- I hope you know that. - Yeah.

It'll be very rewarding work for you.

I was wondering why you asked me to help you with your singing.

It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree.

# Ooh, baby, baby #

- # When I'm in need # - # With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm #

No parent in their right mind is gonna let their kid join Glee now.

- It looks like I planned it. - If your hair was longer, you'd have curls.

Look, you're making too big a deal out of this.

Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read Cheerleading Today aloud...

I'm sorry, Coach Sylvester...

We have no choice, or the club is over.

It's not a problem for me, man.

- Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry. - Do you understand what you did today?

# She walkin' round looking like Michael with your money #

Still, I can't believe we're actually doing this. It all happened so fast.

# That was quite a show #

- Hey! - # Ah, push it ##

I am not giving up those shiny crowns just so you can express yourself.

- a little experiment. - Oh, no.

Thanks to a school rule that says we have to let anyone join the club...

# Yo, baby pop, yeah, you Come here, give me a kiss #

I think I'm gonna kill myself. I'm serious.

You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened.

# Please, just cut it out #

# Ah, push it #

Any problem with me taking over one of those nighttime janitorial slots?

as well as the disbanding of Glee Club.

# For makin' me believe #

- Positive. - Is it a boy or a girl?

I mean, I only joined to get into Quinn Fabray's pants.

- Dance, I said! Holla. - # Sa-Salt-N-Pepa's here #

If you're meant to get pregnant, it'll happen.

- # When I'm in need # - # His baby mama car crib is bigger than his #

And turns out, you need 12 kids to qualify for regionals.

- Okay. - Grossed me out.

You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer.