Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, I only joined to get into Quinn Fabray's pants.

And turns out, you need 12 kids to qualify for regionals.

No parent in their right mind is gonna let their kid join Glee now.

Still, I can't believe we're actually doing this. It all happened so fast.

Thanks to a school rule that says we have to let anyone join the club...

It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree.

Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read Cheerleading Today aloud...

Look, you're making too big a deal out of this.

# Yo, baby pop, yeah, you Come here, give me a kiss #

as well as the disbanding of Glee Club.

It'll be very rewarding work for you.

I think I'm gonna kill myself. I'm serious.

When I was a little girl, it was my dream to work on a dairy farm.

- a little experiment. - Oh, no.

- Hey! - # Ah, push it ##

I am not giving up those shiny crowns just so you can express yourself.

We have no choice, or the club is over.

- Dance, I said! Holla. - # Sa-Salt-N-Pepa's here #

# Please, just cut it out #

Any problem with me taking over one of those nighttime janitorial slots?

# How to become number one in a hot party show #

- I hope you know that. - Yeah.

- Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry. - Do you understand what you did today?

- Positive. - Is it a boy or a girl?

- # When I'm in need # - # With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm #

- # When I'm in need # - # His baby mama car crib is bigger than his #

I'm sorry, Coach Sylvester...

You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer.

# For makin' me believe #

# That was quite a show #

- Okay. - Grossed me out.

# Ah, push it #

# Ooh, baby, baby #

I was wondering why you asked me to help you with your singing.

If you're meant to get pregnant, it'll happen.

It's not a problem for me, man.

You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened.

- It looks like I planned it. - If your hair was longer, you'd have curls.

# She walkin' round looking like Michael with your money #