Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look. I don't know a lot about relationships.
Now, I could tell you all about how great Glee is, but, uh...
They're starting construction on a new section of our subdivision.
- Really? - Yeah. And when I was eight, we finally visited one...
Maybe you could find some recruits.
- I'm sorry about that, Mr. Schue. - I'd like to get the flyers up...
- # But I'm lookin' for the one Have you seen her # - # No, we ain't seen her #
- Yeah. - Yeah. With who?
This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep
- How about they just pay for the copies? - I like this compromise.
- What? - And, um, ever since then, I've just...
- # Freak out # - Energy, guys! It's disco.
- And up and out and down. Good. - # Have you heard #
I'm a good man, Emma.
- # I gotta leave # # She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money #
Oh, it's no problem. I mean, it's what I do. I give counsel and give guidance.
# Ah, freak out #
I just blasted my hammies.
- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #
I've laid off half the janitorial staff.
- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #
- Glee kids, hooray! - Uh, hi.
to pay for new costumes for the Glee Club.
First of all, you try to bust my face again, and I will cut you!
and we're, you know, struggling to make ends meet, and...
# While combing my hair now #
what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother.
You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
It's a crowd-pleaser. Trust me. From the top.
- # I say a little # - # Prayer for you #
# You will see him on TV any given Sunday #
Bringing home the bacon.
- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #
The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared.
With Ken.
When pigs fly.
I have to say, I'm really surprised you guys are trying out.
And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Let me get this straight. You're joining Glee Club?
'Cause I'm not sure there's anybody else who's gonna wanna swim over...
They're for Tulip-A-Looza.
You think I'm good?
- I don't have any wealthy relatives. - Oh.
I'm as responsible for what you did at that assembly as you are.
Don't you dare mention the "C" word.
- Prettier, like that Quinn girl. - Mm-hmm. And, um, why is that?
# The moment I wake up #
Eavesdrop much?
So what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't support him?
Communication is the foundation of any successful music group.
You... You made dinner.
- # Big fun # - Whoa, whoa! Hell to the nah!
But the only image that works for me happened...
It's official. I'm a dead man.
Lady Justice wept today.
Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
# Get up on this #
You could do a lot worse...
- I have a date. - Oh, that's great.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
You know what? You need to remember, Rachel, to protect your heart.
- Ooh! - Challenge.
Welcome to your little slice of the American dream.