Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because I wouldn't want an innocent person

DWIGHT: Yeah, back off. This isn't your fight.

Seems like you already know.

I knew something bad was gonna happen today.

Hey, what say we order up some pasta?

You're going to charge me a fee to cut my own cake?

We're gonna do it outside. Outside of work.

with the potential you see in me.

I don't think so.

I need to talk to you.

That's enough because...

This is insanely awkward.

All you do is dress fancy and shrink!

She said she was only sleeping with me.

but I appreciate you trying.

And this is something that I live by,

or the dominant turkey during mating season.

So, I either get more involved or I take a sick day.

Oh! How much is this gonna cost? Oh!

Me: Writing my final essay

And thanks for coming in. Oh!

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

Oh, I'm sorry I did such a whorish job making this argument...

Dwight, there was wind. I want a do over.

A Note. Pathetic

What's happening?

It shouldn't come from you. Who should it come from, then?

When’s the last time I wished you a happy birthday?

for any reason whatsoever...

And I look back at him and I say,

DWIGHT: Have a good trip. Thanks.

Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.

Thirty-one is humanly impossible.

I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.