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I think my mom's secretly in love with your mom.
I feel like I want to brush my teeth.
"Retracing his steps"? How about "covering your ass"?
How are you this afternoon, Councilwoman?
- I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. - Yeah, you say that all the time!
And what do you want?
- What's that? - I'm making a buy.
Abe Lincoln beat you to it. What else you got?
You find a supplier to accept the check, I know an accountant/councilman
Lex here is not an unbelievably enormous dick.
I'm separated. Dancing my way to divorce.
Never send a woman a dress she might not fit into.
Flattering and annoying at the same time.
Footfuckers, scene one. "A" camera, mark.
Open the fucking door! OK.
If I still had feeling in my nipple, I bet that would be amazing.
Puppies are coming off, Nance.
- There's a reason for that? - Andy's on set. I'm helping him out.
we sadly send you another son in blue.