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Conrad!
- Cut! - Ow, ow, ow!
- OK, OK, thrust, thrust! - Oh, cramping, cramping!
You got three days to find whatever money is left over
Now, you come back with five figures, and we'll do business.
And for those of us here today, there will be no rest
My career just took a swan dive into a shit can.
I think my dad loved me more than my mom does.
How about one time, just for laughs, I'll ask you a question,
Good! Good! Get dirty, Andy! Get dirty!
What did you eat, pastrami?
And that's a tragedy. I mean, the genre's been hijacked
That's very funny, Tim. Open the door.
Just get it all on there. Just spread it out.
Stop it!
you...
Large customers with large money.
I guess you should know, I've always wanted to...
You know my mom's a drug dealer?
- Really? ...a little bit of pressure when I lower the top.
I'm sorry, ma'am. The elevator got stuck. I had to climb all 43 floors to get here.
Let's take a break. Everybody, rinse out. We'll be back in 10.
My partner in altruistic bullshit.
Footfuckers 2: Viva Las Vegas. Scene one. "A" camera, mark.
Well, why don't you come inside and take your shoes off?