The Two Mrs. Scottsons - Weeds [S03E08]

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The Two Mrs. Scottsons - Weeds [S03E08]
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While secretly attending Peter's funeral, Nancy becomes very interested in Peter's ex-wife; Andy uses his foot injury as a way into the fetish porn world; Celia is still self-conscious ...

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01 Oct 2007
The Two Mrs. Scottsons
Craig Zisk
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#1
Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.442
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My mom's a bitch.
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.710
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.960
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Cut!
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.006
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.532
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 10.561
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 9.6614
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They cut them off.
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.7040
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.4510
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Look, I respect your ambition,
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.3315
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Wii tournament.
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 7.1600
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 7.1433
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 7.0842
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.9373
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.8574
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.6464
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.4836
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2007-10-01, Rated TV-MA
Score 4.8855
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