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QUIT COMPLAINING. I'M A TWO-TIME LOSER.
NO, GREG, WE'VE GOT TO LET A PROFESSIONAL DO IT.
THIS HAPPENED TO MY HAIR. OH.
YOU TWO ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHO GETS MY ROOM.
IT'S PRACTICALLY A FIRE HAZARD.
WELL, I WOULD, EXCEPT FOR 2 THINGS.
NOT YET. BUT I'M SURE HE WILL,
I'M A FAILURE. THAT'S WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME.
YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULDN'T KNOW.
PLAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MY EXPERT SALES TECHNIQUE
BUT I... I THINK IT'LL WORK.
YOU'RE SURE, HUH?
BOBBY, NOT SO MUCH!
IT LOOKS GREAT! YEAH, YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
NOW, YOU STAND STILL, COWARD!
OLIVER, TRY JUST ONE BOTTLE OF THIS AMAZING TONIC
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? WELL...
WELL, NOT MUCH AT FIRST.
DOING WHAT?
OH, MY SON THE SCHOLAR!
WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT SQUEAKY-CLEAN HAIR.
OH, NEVER!
THAT POOR WOMAN'S COMPLETELY BALD.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS GET MORE.
OH, NOT NOW. OH, PLEASE.
WELL, LOOK, I START WITH 2 RABBITS.
TOO BAD YOUR FATHER WAS OUT OF TOWN AND HAD TO MISS IT.
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
HAIR TONIC?
YEAH, BUT I'M A SALESMAN.
BYE.
NO, NOT YET.
HAVE YOU SEEN... THERE HE IS. GREG!
GRADUATING WITH HONORS.
THAT STUFF TURNED 'EM ORANGE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN YOUR OWN.
BUT THEY'RE BOTH FAT.
HI. HI.
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