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Panties! Panties!
Okay. Look. Michael, just because Steven and I broke up...
That record will stand until your son goes to school.
Now crawl away from me. Ooh, sexy.
- What? - Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation.
- So I still have a shot with you. - No. No, you don't.
Yeah? Well, if by "lose" you mean "win," then you're right.
You're a man now, and you have my blessing.
I bought sparklers for the Fourth ofJuly. He loves sparklers...
I want three more- [Bleeps] months with my baby boy...
[Sighs] While I was fishing, I had a lotta time to think.
[Man On P.A.] This is the Point Place Police Department.
Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check...
So- [Sighs]
Ah, it feels good to be back!
But then the third time- the third time is when I get funky.
If anything, it was one or the other.
My dad only goes fishing when he's, like, super-pissed.
[Branches Snapping]
Look, I told you I'm sorry, and I made a mistake. Can we just talk, please?
Eric...
I mean, okay. I don't know.
I don't know what that means, but you can't have her. You closed the door.