Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, I am a painter from a foreign country...

Hey, Mom? Where's Daddy? I need $20.

like get Donna pregnant- you're on your own.

That's right. And that's why your father's angry.

This is your way of acting grown up?

Whoa. Jackie, this is the new and improved Michael.

Okay? I'm just here to see Donna.

- Well, that fell through too. - Well, because you gave up.

Hello, Wisconsin!

but you just wait until your father gets home.

Well, I heard someone fell off the water tower, and I thought it could be you. L-

We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibility.

we made a pact to never fight over a girl again.

Fine. We're both done with her. You're my bud.

- Who else am I forgetting? - [Chortles] There were many others.

'Cause you still care about me.

and now they're gone because of your bull- [Bleeps]

every skank who throws her fat, furry butt at you?

We can take a pottery class!

- Hey, get down! - Just face the fact, Hyde.

Dear President Jimmy Carter. The following is a list of reasons...

- Oh, my God, it's like there's no reason to ever come home. - I know.