Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Matt's whole class is dead.

I acted like road kill

so you'd feel like you didn't miss anything

Damon... wake up.

Stefan, voice-over: My mother's heretic family is back.

I lost the real one to the first psychic I saw.

22,916 days, and that's assuming

and Matt can't think his way out of a paper bag,

complete and utter hell.

I like that rule.

we can only keep the body cold 30 days.

we have to do it all at once.

How dare you jeopardize that?

a big part of me wishes my mom was here to see it.

I almost got it.

There is a heretic clipping his gnarly heretic toenails

and they're willing to tear our town apart

Caroline, voice-over: Dear Elena...

That ring is a fake, you dick!

now's the time to speak up.

Deputy Taylor Hall.

I'm so sorry this happened,

we're not the strongest people on the planet?

We got time to clear out the residents,

display in the city's maritime museum,

Have you ever seen this stone before?

Heh. Lorenzo, how I've missed you.

the boy who never knew kindness

Well, in the meantime, you've summoned me to New York.

You just asked about my brother, who you hate,

♪ Until the levee on my heart... ♪

Did you see that truck coming?

I honestly don't know where I am.

It looks amazing on you.

or is that just some excuse

They're faster and stronger than any of us,

Sorry about the malfunction, folks.

We found him in town.

Well, that's life, Caroline.

And by the third, I remember, you're my best friend,

out of control fires, lethal carbon monoxide levels,

Elena will remain asleep.

and honestly, neither do I.

so I thought I'd check it out.

How sweet you are.

Wow. Thank you.

You made it a thing. Congratulations.

The bloodshed ends now.

I mean, you can't just

They're learning moderation so they can live