Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- From Chen's? - They're the best.

What the fuck were you thinking?

Can you please just cover the dick?

Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

It's like Breaking Bad in there.

Those definitely are not.

You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?

Remember. Undercover.

I'm going to go get rid of the bad man that's in your house.

Impulsive, but incredible.

Stalking one of the most prominent women in Emerald Bay?

Hey, am I the only one that thinks this is clearly a job for the police?

My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there,

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns!

And the girls on that boat had the same drugs on them

- That's Dave. - Who's Dave?

Unless you want me to replace you with someone else.

You got it. Huge dick.

when your mom has to put on a fake moustache

I knew the relay was the next day, but those guys...

We haven't had a dead body on the beach in years.

What's your deal? You like torturing guys?

I want you off the beach. I'm putting Brody in charge.

Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,

Dude, there's been gloves here literally the entire time.

Did you look at my boobs Yessss

Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach is important, okay? It's, uh...

Don't give me any of that jurisdiction shit.

So you shot him.

With all due respect, that job should go to Stephanie Holden.

- Thank you. - Where's Leeds?

Maybe we should talk about it later.

It's bath time, shithead.

I can walk in there and find drugs.

I know you're trying to keep up.

and I'll tell you where to send my checks?

I can't save you if you're being a dick!

Looks like your dick is trapped between two slats of wood.

You are trying. Way too hard.

Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.

You're in politics.

and instill a toughness in you that will carry you through birthdays,

Except for there's no fucking such thing as "lifeguard pursuit"!

One day you will be sharks!

You are the bay.

"Lieutenant Matt Brody."

I owe you an apology.

last pretty boy recruit we had?

Happy Birthday Tom!

Come on, let's go!

With two gold medals.

I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...

So, what? That could have happened any time.

"I didn't know C.J. was working."

what you did would still be totally illegal.

What do you mean? Doing what?

No criminal record. No fetishes.

Are you guys being serious right now?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, you'd think.

- Yes. Yes! - No!

Ellerbee, you got to get down to the Huntley ASAP.

Watch and learn.

Hey, what's up, buddy?

It was not an offer, it was a trap.

- I cannot believe I just did that! - Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.

No, I've been Mitch Buchannon for 20 years.

What a nuisance! Take care of them already!

yes beryl rahscream? are you a crazy cousin of jayne sheeley's? yes.

There's not a problem for me.

Look at my dick?

If I had a sister, I'd introduce you to her, man.

Yeah. If it leaks on the Internet, it's terrible.

No, we still haven't seen him...

But I would probably call the cops.

God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.

You are the motherfucking tech guy.

And you fucked up... Again.

Are you all right? Can you hear me?

Brody. Brody, hang back.

All right, I need you to take the throttle.

You're huge, man. Very hard to control.

I don't know. That seems a little complicated.

How about we get into some trouble?

Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?

I mean, that one might be.

- I'll see you there? - See you then.

LIPPERS ARE FEEBS TODAY. JUST EGGY.

The only perps here are you three.

Those definitely are not.

Fuck you, Dave. You're my worst friend.

That's him! The Vomit Comet!

I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me

It's like you purposely only hear 100% of what I say.

you seem like the kind of man who knows how to seize an opportunity.

But your, uh, clean nips are looking really good.

- Shit! - Fuck.

All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?

- Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat. - What?

- See something you like? - Jesus Christ.

Single malt 35-year-old intel.

It's very impressive, princess.

- Don't move. Okay? - Okay.

I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.

Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.

All right, check this out.

By the way, uh, when we shower in here, we, uh, keep our suits on.

Hey, do you guys know of any good bars around here?

You slack off here... Say it with me...

in a way that you people can understand.

- Three of them, actually. - I'm sorry.

not used to having a boss.

- We all do. - Look. Mitch, right?

You are my goddamn ringer.

They didn't care about me. They just needed me to win.

Lifeguard Tower One!

Did I kill him?

I'm not a Bond villain.

Your hidden balls want to go to the cartel?

It's cool. She won't mind at all.

Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.

I Think Chali lost............and.........

and they're gonna give you big-boy pants to wear,

- Where's the cell phone? - They destroyed it.

All right, Miss Leeds. Circling around.

- Oh, my God. - Let's go. Come on.

You call Animal Control?

Broken neck in multiple places.

Let me ask you this... A lot of oceans in Iowa?

I never really heard a guy sing that song,

The Huntley is a front for a giant drug operation.

It's just a handful of ball sac.

for something much bigger than yourself,