Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I was already gassed.

So if you want to quit, hey, we totally get it.

Okay, um, how do I explain this so that you people understand?

This is actually for you.

He's not ready for this kind of trouble.

Such accusations.

And I fucking busted my ass for those gold medals,

all over this course in front of all these people?

You don't need to look down there.

are two different things.

I'm very impressed.

Uh, her server, you mean her network.

Police do investigations.

you're gonna have to pass this course.

But when it came to the relay,

Um, I don't know.

the rescues don't mean a thing

- What! - ...and we lost Leeds.

Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!

Both of these bodies were dead before they hit the water.

- Oh, my God! - Where's your phone?

put your hands together for whatever that was.

who's filling in for chris go? cherylee joshuas.

Are you following me?

- Hey, Mitch. - Hey, can I see that?

Ahh! Not on my beach, Arian!

Thank you. Thank you.

you're gonna have to earn it.

Ronnie, you pumped about the qualifiers, buddy?

Well, at least I'm undercover.

Okay, call Coast Guard. We got a 10-73.

Conserve my energy?

No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!

Rodriguez, the taint guy.

I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.

- My man. - My man.

who's filling in for almar maynotmoanaenvargen? merjan merganova.

And not a single f**k was given

That's the spirit, Ellerbee.

Welcome to Baywatch.

- Just... Can you do it? - Yeah, it's done.

You only threw it eight feet, dude.

You guys find Chen.

She's the reason I believe in God.

That's how he was killed. Broken neck.

- If you're comin', hurry up. - Where's mine?

I need some closure.

- Let's do it. - For Mitch.

- It did. He slapped me. - Wow.

So here's what we're gonna do.

Summer, keep an eye on Leeds and her thugs.

No, I'm not okay!

- Totally the same, yeah? - It's the same thing.

Brody, what is it that you think we do here at Baywatch?

It's not like a physical thing you do.

I think I'm just, uh,

I'm just... What are we still doing here?

Mmm. Eat your food.

just so you can fit in with the other kids.

I do. There you go.

Good work, Mitch.

Appreciate it. See that?

Testing. Failed.

But I'm working on it.

I think he ran out earlier today.

Who taught you how to drive, Stevie fucking Wonder?

What's important is that we are his community service.

- Read me his toe tag. - It smells like yogurt.

When people say their unpopular opinions

Don't worry, guys! I got it.

which you're not,

Obviously, you have every reason to be upset, and I apologize.

- Go, go, go! - Rescue One, ASAP.

You are guppies!

- Two. One. Go! - Oh, shit, man. I don't know.

All right, guys. Hey, listen up.

Okay, troubled youth. Thank you for that.

And if I would've waited for them, all these girls would be dead.

Okay, well, I mean, it's a good thing we're not police, then.

We were depending on you tonight.

Let me try to explain this to you

Why is he here?

Do not post that. The Internet is forever.

who sits in his fucking tower all day,

-And I don’t need a wreath! -I don’t need ornaments!

Pick it up, folks. Move those legs!

I take it you're an only child.

You were reckless out there.

I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.

I made it onto...

who's filling in for christine pitzalis and chrissy pitzalis? ashley gallagher.

Why don't you put a baby in me?

Get a stretcher ready.

We watch when other people don't want to watch.

- Now. - You know, honestly...

who's filling in for tania pena? jasmin shakya.

That was a badass right cross, Brody.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you so much.

That was amazing to watch.

And you handled it really smoothly.

Have fun, boys.

And by the way, I went ahead and added

So you're done.

But it is my cheat day.

just to see fire and just swim right into it.

All right, brah-brah!

And I'm here to create an opportunity for you.

So God help us.

I don't know what to fucking do!

No, I didn't even know she was working on the beach today.

So, C.J. and Ronnie, find out who's selling.

There's... Fuck.