Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah, right up that way.

my crime scene.

My mentor gave me this.

Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.

george are you the stinker bad manie twit? yes faye, pooooh!

excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very ancient boingma now who has yellkids and boingkids with kissing kissy sex birds kiss kiss with divorcekids. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll get it in and be a very good tell as ya told ma and flatten her face with a steam iron.

- What? What? - Oh, God, there's so much blood.

Dude, we are penetrating the shit out of this place.

- They really hit the spot. - No, I'll have a salad.

You saved your own life this time.

minus the total paralysis part.

What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?

Hey, High School Musical.

Hey, other than him, we did good, right?

Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?

Completely destroyed a motorcycle, which you stole.

Why don't you step out of my line, Zane?

Hey, let me take a look.

- I got here. - Right.

- Where'd you get this? - Right there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No way.

Most of the council has signed off on your terms.

Right now I gotta deal with your new publicity nightmare.

Here. Keep the whole bottle.

I probably wouldn't have gone to the Olympics.

And this better not come back to me.

Yup, just the... Bacon sounds good too.

let's play who can spot the most bobonkazones the most. oh look her bozonkazones are bouncing. she's running oh look at that man's bombbinkazones they could be balloon flats! oh look at her bothunkazones they're big! that's 3! i'm winning!

You know, Baywatch proudly accepts only one new recruit every year.

Aww she smells like Cheese tots and chowder

You were supposed to be there for us tonight.

- Summer, you okay? - That guy's got my phone.

so we gotta make it right.

to break into the medical examiner's office earlier today?

- You got it. - Which should be easy

I can't feel my face!

Is he going to be okay?

So I came to America,

Look, I get it.

Yeah, no, it's totally cool. Don't worry about it.

Dubnation be like... When People Say Their Unpopular Opinions

So where should I, like, look out from?

When you do it, it's just some guys chasing some other guys.

for your own nefarious purposes

Don't do anything too stupid.

- It's go time. - Right.

Okay, that ocean out there has riptides

Hi, I’m Matt Donovan And not a single fuck was given

You didn't even say anything. Yeah... That...

the locals here want answers.

Now let's see how long you can hold your breath.

- Huh? Well, I wouldn't... - Dave...

- Let's go. - Or what?

- Oh, evidence. - Evidence.

"A way of life."

Hola? Is anyone there?

Police do pursuits!

Why are you grabbing me so tight?

That's good luck. Pick it up.

Oh, okay. My bad.

Wow, that's really impressive.

You guys want to help me figure out whose stuff this is?

I saw your name on the board. That's how I...

You know that no one can claw their way to the top

This wasn't even Mitch's fault.

Are you the fire water man?

Congratulations.

when you see how small your pay rise

Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.

Why has no one else figured this out?

Let's get him in!

I mean, if you think about it, it's a good thing, right?

You're a lifeguard, Mitch,

- You're out. - Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.

Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.

What? What are you wearing? Where are your sleeves?

I warned you about sticking to your job.

- Have some class. - You're right.

but additional compensation

If you really think that there's drugs here,

If you can help me keep your new pals in line,

Go get them. Stay on the pathway. You get the white one.

I'm an Olympic champion and I'm fucking broke.

Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.

"Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.

Hey, uh, how you feeling, sport?

Plus I'm high as a motherfucker right now

I think you need it.

That I'm, what, looking smaller?

Okay? I lost all my sponsors.

No, you just knocked his ass out.

Bieber here figure out why there's a dead body on our beach,

Time to die, boys.

'Cause I'm really confused with what we've been talking about.

- No! - God damn it, Ronnie.

But you're not gonna like it.

- No shit? - We have to let Mitch know.

- Nice work! - Thanks!

Oh, God, I can't deal with blood.

All right, cool. Thank you, guys.

Okay. Let's see what we got here.

Snap out of it!

- Really? - Fuck, no. That was awkward.

But Mitch hasn't answered the phone since he was fired.

If we do the bare minimum, sometimes people die.

Otherwise, we may never know

Technically, I see a dead body,

A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.

- Somebody help! - Ma'am, stop it!

You, uh... You got me.

it's just a bunch of guys investigating another bunch of guys.

led to a streak of bad luck in the pool,

Thanks, Mitch. That's right.

Straight through the firewall.

- Heck, yeah! - Thank God you're pretty.

We're staring into the abyss here.

Everyone says hi. Come back, man.

The reason why no one has figured this out?

No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.

And as far as this dead body goes, look.

Dude, I can't take you seriously when the dick is out.

Good luck, Officer.

- Hide. Hide! - Put him away.

- All right. - Tell me what you see.

I don't know how you fit in that uniform, man.

This is really cool of you guys.

We are lost... We are lost... and there's fire everywhere!