Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so are you gonna be like totally awkward around me now?

Nothing much, what's up with you?

“Did you monitor the situation last night?” “Which one?” “…any of them”

Okay, shut it, Michael.

Wowey When mikey be likey

I'm feeling fatigued, and my head's killing.

redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.

You're the only one I trust.

is Jim and Pam, and me.

Did you see the game last night? Which game?

We could spread out a blanket in the break room,

What did you guys talk about? Just, you know, politics, literature.

And he can have whatever he wants.

I need you to get better

Today is spring cleaning day at technology!

I’m gonna blackout, embarrass you, and get whiskey dick You’re gonna hate it

And, seriously, it's totally not a big deal.

And I'd forget, too.

Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam?

I’m going to have the gourmet hotdog

What does what mean?

Let's roll. I knew it!

I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office...

Hey, you know what we could do?

Is that what you really want?

So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage.