Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you get... zac brown band you're gonna hate it

Fact. You are drinking grape soda, you never drink grape soda.

Hey, what you getting? I'm going with grape.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

And we are brothers. No. We're not brothers.

Michael, is there anything you need from me?

So, I am totally over it.

Michael says hes friends with everyone stanley wants to kill himself

was capable of handling such sensitive material.

Fact. You are talking to Jim, you never talk to Jim.

Like, I was watching Cinemax last weekend, this movie.

and nobody would ever know I had ever been here.

Uh, coupon for a free sandwich.

Hi. Hey, I'm Dana, welcome to Hooters.

Oh, I see. So, sounds like you're too sick to come into work,

What about you? Her boobs, definitely.

What? What? Where's the funny?

Otherwise, it's just malfeasance, for malfeasance's sake.

Is it me or does it smell like catfart in here?

Well, I just thought that... I figured you should hear it from me

Nice. That was slick. What are you doing for lunch?

I cannot believe I fell for that.

Okay, let him know that I'm here. Hello?

but you're well enough to go to the pharmacy.

The liar will perspire.

Thank you, Michael.

Oh, I really don't want to talk about it.

With a couple of guys, actually, so...

Because an office can't function efficiently

if you wanted someone to think you were sick.

This is it. There he is.

They Say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind!

Jim, why didn't you tell me that you had a crush on Pam?

Could've used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.