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erics mum: ERIK CARTMAN, YOU FAGGOT! YOU ARE NORTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!! cartman: Twatty! (gets shot 27 times) WAH! Stop it, ma! NO! (gets shot 49 times) OW! Please, stop... "noony noo!" said erics mum (shoots eric 99 times) NULL
cuttlefish
69 67 41 61 LMAO MAMA GET IT?! BECAUSE it says 67 its funny mama!!!! *sighhhhhh* you're not even worth it... - Cartman
Is that donald trump on the bottom right side of the screen? Yeah. wowee, he looks pale.
Oh, my God!
Watch ABCmouse on Computer
Stop It Snitch
purchased in the iTunes store."
and say, "Help, help!
Damn it! Why won't it read?
Isn't it awesome having an iPad, you guys?
JEFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have to lick my balls, jeffy!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Stop Crying Charlie, I Told You If You Keep Acting Up, You Aren't Getting Anything.
Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus
Very well. I will eat the cuttlefish.
Damn it! Why won't it read?
Go on, Mom. Fuck me! Fuck me!
The F word is a no-no word,
I wasn't trying to get you in trouble. Then why did you go outside to a police officer, and say help help, my mom is trying to rape me?
next time You decide to fuck me?
Double Feature DVD Opening Chicken Little Brave
Leeland Thomas!
No, we don't want a replacement friend.
Oh, I've got a better idea.
To Noahdoesyarns: You suck! Hahaha!!! Stay mad, boy kisser! - anonyco
CARTMAN IS A NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NUNGA! Nunga nu...
Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom?
and get some dinner?
Did I agree to the term and conditions?
and made part of any experiments Apple wants to perform.
The geniuses are performing the Toran Ra.
You said I had to wait till my birthday to get an iPad,
including but not limited to
everyone's gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!
I don't care what the geniuses say!
and a council of geniuses with all their future... -
and I shouldn't say it around other people.
'cause you don't have iPads!
Yeah, I think we should have a quickening
by not getting the iPad... Mama.
or AT&T mobile number associated with his. Me account?
Please can we just go back and get the Toshiba Handibook?
Hans wants to pee outside!
I think Verizon.
Damn it! Why won't it read?
You dumbasses have to play four square
Cartman's Butt
Okay, Wi-Fi + 5G 128 gig. This one, this one! Oh, sweetie, $900?
Well, then could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I've been fucked! That's all, motherfuckers!!!
in front of all those people!
Oh, right. You're not cool enough.
Ma'am, why do you think it's okay to fuck your son?
everyone's gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!
You can either have the Toshiba Handibook,
What happened, Eric?
We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to.
goop goop goop, goop goop goop!
Shut the mouth up Eric fat man and happy birthday Eric cart ol
The f word is a yes yes
I've Been Fucked Over IPad
keep your questions short and to the point.
My mom is trying to fuck me"?
SMG4! How dare you jumping to river! That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 40 days! go to your room! Now!
or you can have nothing at all.
Trying to explain to Nick that's what half of fantasy is
It just ran out of power.
The f word is an obscene English-language word. It is an unclear word that has always been bad or, if not, when it first came to be used to describe
Here, look at this one.
Eric, you say that... your mom fucks you?
if you don't read it?
What did the terms and conditions
Oh, I've got a better idea. Why don't you go across the street, and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Mom! Shane.
'Cause I liked to be wined and dined
Pajanimals
Damn it! Why won't it read?