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No, you're not coming in with me.
I'm excited!
if I could spend a little time with you guys
while this whole thing gets sorted.
got a real high tolerance.
Oh, sweetie, I know all about Planned Parenthood.
I never tried.
till they disappear?
Yeah, I'm gonna go to this fund-raiser
for Planned Parenthood.
Mommy and Daddy are in jail?
Uh, if you free this owl,
from Rhode Island?
Well, I'll let you two catch up.
All right,
- Hold on. Upsy-daisy.
and the water shot out of his nose!
Relax, Mom. It's only cider.
I know what you're doing. Stop it. I can hear you just fine.
That's gasoline.
All right, well, uh...
Swing at crap!
- Morning, Chip. - Hey, Steffi.
- Ew. - The point is,
light yourself on fire.
Oh, I don't know.
Come closer, I can't reach it.
Yeah, welcome to Greenwich.
You are playing hooky today. Come on.
Here comes the pitch.
- wrong with somebody else. - Hey. Fire!
Yeah, well, I got news for you, pal.
Hey! I am a great dancer.
- Catch it! - Oh, what? I don't want it.
Why do you have gasoline?
He got pounded at school for checking out some kid's wiener.