Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I dazzled him with my wits.
-Hey there, Cupid. -Hi, Joey.
We go to the movies, that's 1 5 bucks.
Have you always been this selfish?
Back in the Game
-Damn. -That's a shame.
Who could refrain That had a heart to love
What is it, asshole day?
Fathers don't like to admit it when their daughters
Has anyone ever told you that?
Well, then tell them I had a seizure.
pick you up on friday, then. oh, right, friday.
I had some great cat last night
Yeah. Yeah, I noticed she's a little antisocial.
Otherwise known as an orgy?
He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life
if she wasn't so doped up.
The last party I went to was at Chuck E. Cheese
Hey there, girlie. How you doin'?
Oh, she's out of reach, even for you.
Okay, no, not actually...
Now, scoot. Scoot!
The Plan
Oh, hi. Thank God. You know...
So, you disappoint 'em from the start and then you're covered, right?
Don't say shit like that to me, people can hear you!
The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
Oh, I'll stay away from your sister.
I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be under whelmed,
#Itsgoingtobewild
Is it for me?
Let's do this.
We need to go behind enemy lines here.
It's not every day you find a girl
I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.
Yeah, sure, Sparky.
Now, Friday night, Bogey Lozenstein is having a party.
Those damn Dawson's river kids
for all the idiots at our school to drink beer
I'm gonna go and show the plan to someone else.
I don't think so.
Where'd you get a tux at the last minute?
What is it with this dick? he have beer-flavored nipples?
You're gonna pay me to take out some chick?
What's normal? Those damn Dazson's River kids,
Funny, szeetie.
I had some great cat last night
Are you okay?
Am I that transparent?
-I got the scoop. -What'd she say?
Nine schools in 1 0 years. My, my. Army brat?
I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.
Good.
It means we've become spectators.
All right, first thing. Kat hates smokers.
-Stay cool, bro. -Yeah, see you later.
No. Something real. Something no one else knozs.
.
Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that.
When 'fuckboy' was born
-No one's out of reach for me. -You wanna put money on that?
That's a direct quote.
Kidding. No, because I know you're a fan of Shakespeare.
What was it like, a down payment now and a bonus for sleeping with me?
no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
-Meaningless, consumer-driven lives. -Meaningless, consumer-driven lives.
What you mean? Get, out, my, class!!
Yeah, but the closest they've come to a cow is McDonald's.
I want you to trust me to make my own choices,
and I want you to stop trying to control my life
-Go. -No, you go.
All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?
Pensive?
You think you could leave her out of this?
What's a Bogie Lowenstien?
is you need to hire a guy who'll go out with her.
I'm a crack whore who should have
Do you think you could give me a ride home?
This I'm gonna do for fun.
this dude sus a.f.
-Let go! -How could you set me up like that?
now that you've seen the plan,
-I want to hear you upbeat. -We're screwed!
I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some little punk could snake me with Bianca.
They're Mom's.
The... Think about it.
No, you didn't.
You're just too good to be true
What's in it for you?
I know every cop in town, bucko!
Oh goody. Something new and different for us.
I know you didn't think you were the only sophomore at the prom.
Listen, forget her. Incredibly uptight father.
I think you can in Europe.
Plus... She's a Bitch