Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't wanna hear about it.

I'll be right with you.

Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

I’ve never seen you look so sexy.

-Hey. Have fun tonight? -Tons.

We are screwed.

She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having.

The prom? Kat has a date?

Hi, Mr. Stratford. I'm Joey. I'm here to pick up Bianca.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, just something I had, you know, lying around.

date book, concert tickets, concert tickets.

I don't like to do what people expect.

You're asking me out?

That was underwear. I'll show you the bathing suit one again.

She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.

-That's right, mon! -Don't even get me started on you two.

just the pleasure of your company. Okay?

That's a touching story. It really is. Not my problem.

My insurance does not cover PMS.

Look at me Look at me...

Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.

Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns.

All right, I assume everyone has found time to complete their poem,

But we already used duck around and find out…

I am the only girl in school who's not dating.

But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close

Remove head from sphincter, THEN speak

Hearsay. Bobby Ridgezay's balls?

My insurance doesn't cover pms Oops

Drop off lane Remove head from sphincter, then drive

you're just too good to be true.

But she can't go out with you because her sister

You know, you're not as vile as I thought you were.

Remove head from sphincter, then tweet!

So you're just gonna start wearing them now?

She's totally pure. You're missing what's there.

Please. I think I know what he's going to ask you.

I was watching you out there before. I've never seen you look so sexy.

Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?

Once again. Perky, now is the second one.

Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh, Baby, Oh, Baby

Then why did you help Daddy hold me hostage?

And the fact that I noticed, and this is a direct quote, listen,

-Fight! -Fight!

and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.

she got sick of it or something.

We get popcorn, that's 53.

Do you know what happens at proms?

Oh, Mandela, tell me you have not progressed to full on hallucinations

-What? Mr. Morgan... -Later!

It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.

-See you later. -Bye.

ok so that's the kind of guys she likes, like... pretty guys who will one day play The Joker

When I get to work in the morning And see the schedule for the day

Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy,

There is nothing in it for me,

Oh, my God, it's...

I happen to like being adored, thank you

-Okay. -All right.

Now remember guys, don’t touch anything

so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.

Must be Natalie with the Brie

I’m thinking of getting a Tercel... Yeah, that’s a Toyota!

Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

He's a jerk off, and a model.

lt actually builds on itself,

Doubtful. Very doubtful.

Never been better.

Hey. Your little Rambo look is out, Kat.

When I shell out 15 I expect results

Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part, please.

-Are you okay? -I'm fine.

Was that a yes?

I helped you when you asked me to,

You're correct. She's (using censored bad word). You're correct. She's (using censored bad word).

and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?

I would, but I don't have a date.

and I can't go because you don't feel like it.