Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come here. No, I wanted you for so long.

Is that right? What do you plan to do about it?

hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

You're asking me to investigate the inner workings

Virgin alert. Your favorite.

I mean, seriously. You could have some definite potential

And you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy.

Do you know what? I'm sick of playing your little game.

Rumor. The duck?

Be a Husky, grrr ruff grrr

That must be Nigel with the brie..

Any breathing adult man: Me:

Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude.

Art Students Because I like my Doc Martins, but I love my fjarken backpack

Fact. But he deserved it. He tried to grope me in the lunch line.

my man Cameron here has a majorjones for Bianca Stratford.

Are there nuts?

public break-up on the quad, again.

but we don't have any money.

Now, this is really important, okay?

-There you go. -Hey, Coach Chapin!

I know a lot more than you think.

Afterwards I told him I didn't want to anymore because I wasn't ready,

Hey. How you doin'?

My mama didn't raise no fool.

I guess in this society, being male and an asshole

Are there sheep?

Lookin' good, ladies.

Okay, let's review.

Well, forget her sister, then.

-Can I help you? -I want to talk to you about prom.

-Why? -Because he was, like, such a babe.

I called in a favor!

I have a dick on my face, don't I?

-Like you could find one. -Oh, see? That, there.

When creepy guys ask you out

We know what you're trying to do with Kat Stratford.

Kat, don't change the... Drove? Who drove you home?

You see, my grandpa, he was ill so I spent most of the year on his couch

because Cameron asked me to go to the prom and I really, really wanna go,

I Know You Can Be Overwhelmed, And You Can Be UnderWhelmed,

When your work day goes SEAMLESSLY

People can hear you.

-What are you doing here? -I heard there was a poetry reading.

-Misdirection. -I taught you that?

Aren't we the optimist?

progressed to full-on hallucinations.

do you mind? not at all.

-Yeah. -And is she worth all this trouble?

Adrienne removes her red...

-That's it. -Daddy, that's so unfair.

Trust me. They don't.

you messed with the wrong guy, and now you're gonna pay.

Wait, was that.. did your hairline just recede ?! ..

I had some great cat last night

while you're forced to listen to a band that by definition blozs?

I thought we decided you were going to stay here and go to school.

Here's the breakdown. Over there, we've got your basic beautiful people.

But they're not bad.

Where are we going?

He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire.

When your work day goes SEAMLESSLY And I'm Back In The Game!

But he knows his shit. So we can overlook that.

Just around the living room for a minute so you can understand

Are you up for it?

I want to hear you upbeat! (cheerfully) We're screwed!!

with the exception of Bogey's party

What are you doing getting him involved?

As opposed to Planet Look At Me, Look At Me.

How I Feel At work

No, I didn't care about the money! I cared...

That's for making my date bleed! That's for my sister!

Look at the way she smiles, and look at her eyes, man.

because she thought that it was mixing genres, right?

Besides, they look good on me.

It's disgusting.

Well, if you must know, a small study group of friends.

-Move on. -No, no. You're wrong about her.

and since Kat went, I guess I'm allozed to, based on the aforementioned rule,

Kat, it wasn't like that, okay.

The point is they kick our butts every year.

of the indie rock persuasion.

So now I need to have a motive to want to be with you?

Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?

Whatever, I'm Driving