Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a method actor. When you hire me, you don't get two-dimensionaI slices.

Sounds alI right to me.

# You can touch it, I don't care

- What is it, mate? - Hi. Where are we going?

I'm a man in a monkey suit.

- What about a SCART to Phono lead? - I'll chuck one of those in.

Can you stilI get a discount on that digitaI camera?

''puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ilIs we have...''

# Come on everybody and walk around my hair

Anno dominus, vomitus erectus etceteras.

We got old, we lose our hair, we die.

you will replace me here in Mirror World for alI eternity

Two for fringe, one for feathering, one for height, circumference.

Listen, have you heard of product, straighteners, finishing gel?

Bollo's not well. He don't want to hear that bleak imagery. He's got a fever.

# Which one will you choose? #

Brilliant. Thanks, Naboo. You're a Peruvian genius.

And enterprises of great pith and moment...

Hey, Leroy. How's it going?

Welcome to the show

No, that's a Woodstock DVD. This is your funeral.

You've got to help me, OK? I'm in limbo. Help me or I go to Monkey Hell.

This is the mirror of life. You can see anything in here.

I hope it'lI do just as well.

(Fossil) Er... We don't know how it happened.

(Aggressive fast jazz)

- Aren't I already dead? - Well, it hurts more the second time.

Put this in your hair and it'lI make each follicle as strong as a horse's leg.

# Don't be cynical

There you have it. I hope you enjoyed the show.

You're watching the Magic School Bus on PBS Kids

Where have you been? I could sort your hair out in six minutes.