Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's my dad. What else is he gonna do?

You are risking all these guys' ability to feed their families over makeup.

It was the most magical place in the world, wasn't it?

♪ I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's pussy... ♪

We could shoot this thing through fucking New Year's.

and I was playing cards and there was...

No. I mean an elephant.

Get the fuck out of LA.

[Max] All right, we're going again!

We need a camera for Strassberger's show.

[crowd cheering]

Thank you, Tom. Um, I just would like to say to you how happy I am to be here.

♪ Seldom plays And never purrs... ♪

Look at these idiots!

One more. Okay. Okay.

No, that's not possible. Nellie needs this movie to work.

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

I talk to you like this because every time we play in these,

And she placed this in my dressing room.

[laughing hysterically]

I don't think I'm good for you.

I don't know, I felt, like, a little lighter on my feet that time.

Well, that came out of fucking nowhere.

How do you do? Enchantée.

What is that fucking sound?

A shame. [snorts]

No Paris for me.

But he thinks I have a gambling problem, which I don't.

Or at least I want to be there, work there, learn there. I don't know.

Are you married?

Shut the fuck up!

[in English] Goddamn it!

What would really help us would be if you said the line a little more quietly.

I've never had any illusions about us. I've never pretended we're friends.

Everyone, shut up! Shut the fuck up!

No, it's his...

I thought I told you that. It's the prop guy's money?

My family lives in LA, you know.

[elephant trumpeting]

and it's the smash of the century, right?

Otto, please, please. Jack's arriving.

Jack! Didn't think you'd get in in time. How was Europe?

[speaking Italian] Get the fuck out!

I got out of this place first chance I got.

You'll need that to come back. It's okay. I won't be back.

Making movies. I want to go on a movie set too.

Hey. [Manny] Hi.

[elephant grunts]

Jack! Jack! [guest] Oh, my God! J.C.!

Ah, musica. Musica?

And it's a piece of shit, isn't it?

[Ruth] Action! [chicken clucking]

She saved you from prostitution, so when you see her, cry in shame.

Wallach'll just pull the plug.

It's not a low art, you know.

[rings] Scene 17, take five.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

You were always one of the good ones. Thank you.

I'm good. What?

Lloyd, any direction on voice?

Now, let me tell you about the time I fought a rattlesnake.

[sighs] What do you suggest?

Okay. Manuel, right?

So, now what did we discuss?

[audience cheering]

[speaking Italian]

[Ruth] What the fuck happened now?

[speaking Italian] Our marriage is in trouble. I am unhappy!

Two of those. Two of those.

Okay, I'll do a little. Whatever. [chuckles]

Okay, calm down! Get off of me! I dare you! I fucking dare you!

What were you referring to?

That one's for you, snuggle pup. [chuckling]

It's the most magical place in the world.

She missed the rain in Budapest so I built a rain machine in the garden.

It... It's very late. Oh, no, no, no, no. I promised you a sight.

Another set, another review.

We gotta move the mic. Or you could fucking direct her to hit her fucking mark.

A Nellie-themed diner.

[Hearst] Good evening, Miss LaRoy.

Te amo, Nellie.

what's a girl supposed to do once she's here?

I want you by my side.

but you'll spend eternity with angels and ghosts.

Nellie, you have to stop this, okay? You really have to stop.

Great! And good to be home.

Don't worry about that.

[elephant groaning]

Get everything you need. We get gas.

A range I just don't see in any of today's stars... [screams]

Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change.

[Ruth] And action!

I ain't a fucking pussy! Nellie...

[glass shatters] [trumpets]

Hello, college! [microphone squeals]

Well, you're still MGM's biggest asset.

I have 20 minutes to be in Simi Valley.

"Isn't that nice?"

Hey, no, no, no, no!

[speaking Spanish]

[crew member] Last looks! Do I know her?

[Nellie thuds] [screaming]

And you know what that means:

Give it to me! [chicken clucking]

[Delmer] Yes, Nellie, be funny. [Elinor] You know, I just thought of one.

You know, my mama actually had some fat years too.

Just be natural. You'll be fine.

I want them on camera in five minutes!

Whoever she is. We go with her tomorrow.

I don't even know what that is. Oh!

[screams] [groans]

You need to play better. You embarrassing us.

Well, in 30 years she won't be a big star anymore

Little known fact:

I got a job for you. Prestige one.

and you'll be back on top.

I'm tired, Fay.

I scratch yours, you scratch mine.

[Wilson hawks, spits]

Oh, She's doing great. Perfect. Okay, good.

We've got to innovate. We've got to inspire.

Gentlemen, I believe you all agreed to a day's work.

Chico. Hey, Chico!

[James vocalizes]

Um, Sidney Palmer, okay? Sidney Palmer.

[shouting, laughing continues]

Right. Um, send Miguel then.

Where'd he go? [people exclaiming]

Irv, let's just call it for what it is. That's all I ask.

No one asks to be left behind.

One moment, gentlemen. One moment.