Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just be natural. You'll be fine.

Hello, college! [microphone squeals]

[Nellie thuds] [screaming]

We gotta move the mic. Or you could fucking direct her to hit her fucking mark.

Well, you're still MGM's biggest asset.

[crew member] Last looks! Do I know her?

And it's a piece of shit, isn't it?

Shut the fuck up!

I talk to you like this because every time we play in these,

Where'd he go? [people exclaiming]

Great! And good to be home.

[elephant groaning]

[Ruth] What the fuck happened now?

My family lives in LA, you know.

I thought I told you that. It's the prop guy's money?

I want you by my side.

I want them on camera in five minutes!

You need to play better. You embarrassing us.

[elephant trumpeting]

Right. Um, send Miguel then.

I scratch yours, you scratch mine.

[shouting, laughing continues]

Two of those. Two of those.

No, that's not possible. Nellie needs this movie to work.

A range I just don't see in any of today's stars... [screams]

[James vocalizes]

[speaking Italian] Get the fuck out!

I've never had any illusions about us. I've never pretended we're friends.

Ah, musica. Musica?

I ain't a fucking pussy! Nellie...

and I was playing cards and there was...

A shame. [snorts]

[speaking Italian] Our marriage is in trouble. I am unhappy!

Otto, please, please. Jack's arriving.

You are risking all these guys' ability to feed their families over makeup.

What were you referring to?

What is that fucking sound?

Little known fact:

Gentlemen, I believe you all agreed to a day's work.

Or at least I want to be there, work there, learn there. I don't know.

[audience cheering]

Okay, I'll do a little. Whatever. [chuckles]

Look at these idiots!

[in English] Goddamn it!

No. I mean an elephant.

[Wilson hawks, spits]

Everyone, shut up! Shut the fuck up!

Lloyd, any direction on voice?

She missed the rain in Budapest so I built a rain machine in the garden.

Well, that came out of fucking nowhere.

Jack! Didn't think you'd get in in time. How was Europe?

and you'll be back on top.

what's a girl supposed to do once she's here?

Jack! Jack! [guest] Oh, my God! J.C.!

♪ I stroke it every chance I get It's my girl's pussy... ♪

That one's for you, snuggle pup. [chuckling]

Another set, another review.

Get the fuck out of LA.

Give it to me! [chicken clucking]

but you'll spend eternity with angels and ghosts.

No one asks to be left behind.

I don't think I'm good for you.

Wallach'll just pull the plug.

Hey. [Manny] Hi.

Get everything you need. We get gas.

Don't worry about that.

Okay, calm down! Get off of me! I dare you! I fucking dare you!

♪ Seldom plays And never purrs... ♪

One more. Okay. Okay.

I don't know, I felt, like, a little lighter on my feet that time.

[Max] All right, we're going again!

So, now what did we discuss?

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

Oh, She's doing great. Perfect. Okay, good.

[Hearst] Good evening, Miss LaRoy.

and it's the smash of the century, right?

But he thinks I have a gambling problem, which I don't.

What would really help us would be if you said the line a little more quietly.

[rings] Scene 17, take five.

[speaking Spanish]

One moment, gentlemen. One moment.

I got out of this place first chance I got.

How do you do? Enchantée.

You know, my mama actually had some fat years too.

Whoever she is. We go with her tomorrow.

I have 20 minutes to be in Simi Valley.

We've got to innovate. We've got to inspire.

He's my dad. What else is he gonna do?

I got a job for you. Prestige one.

[speaking Italian]

[Delmer] Yes, Nellie, be funny. [Elinor] You know, I just thought of one.

You were always one of the good ones. Thank you.

It's not a low art, you know.

It was the most magical place in the world, wasn't it?

[elephant grunts]

We need a camera for Strassberger's show.

Um, Sidney Palmer, okay? Sidney Palmer.

[Ruth] And action!

Now, let me tell you about the time I fought a rattlesnake.

Are you married?

We could shoot this thing through fucking New Year's.

Hey, no, no, no, no!

I don't even know what that is. Oh!

[Ruth] Action! [chicken clucking]

[crowd cheering]

And she placed this in my dressing room.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

A Nellie-themed diner.

Te amo, Nellie.

Nellie, you have to stop this, okay? You really have to stop.

You'll need that to come back. It's okay. I won't be back.

Okay. Manuel, right?

[glass shatters] [trumpets]

[laughing hysterically]

[screams] [groans]

No, it's his...

Chico. Hey, Chico!

Well, in 30 years she won't be a big star anymore

Making movies. I want to go on a movie set too.

It's the most magical place in the world.

Irv, let's just call it for what it is. That's all I ask.

"Isn't that nice?"

And you know what that means:

Thank you, Tom. Um, I just would like to say to you how happy I am to be here.

She saved you from prostitution, so when you see her, cry in shame.

It... It's very late. Oh, no, no, no, no. I promised you a sight.

[sighs] What do you suggest?

No Paris for me.

Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change.

I'm good. What?

I'm tired, Fay.