Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And there'll be hundreds more like it, too.

Doesn't need it.

Um, Jack Conrad sent me.

[engine starts]

[music continues]

Oh, shit, we're here. Hey, Tony?

Okay. Two gin rickeys, uh, three French...

Here. 1312 Cahuenga.

Hey, I'm not actually gonna fuck him.

[audience member whistles]

[typing] [door opens]

You look beautiful, okay?

Playtime with potty time!

[Irving] Jack! It's Irv.

That is a wrap on Sid.

And I added the "La," so it's "Nellie the King."

We're friendly.

My goodness, what is going on here?

My cousin Benny lives in Reseda with his wife and kids. I'll see if they're free.

Yeah, we fucking need... "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Broke his hands just so his fingers could stretch across the keys better.

Let-Let-Let me explain. Please.

Yeah, why wouldn't they?

And when I'm done, I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night.

[tires screeching]

and in it, you make him full-fledged retard.

Huh. I do not care if the extras are revolting!

I love you! I love you! Yes! Did you see that?

God, I've never done nothing except disappoint people my whole life.

That's what counts.

They still know how to party here, though. [chuckles]

One day, every person on every film shot this year will be dead.

You know, you're not bad-looking.

I'm sorry. [chuckles]

[Nellie] I was just saying I think I should come further into the room.

[Jimmy] You need to be on set in three hours. You'd better get some sleep.

See that snake? See this man?

Pay them, okay? I can't.

You cannot go home. I can't do this.

[director] Cut! Cut!

They're looking for us. Get up. I don't feel good.

Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

Musicians, you're on a break. I wanna work with my actors for a second.

[band playing quietly]

[opera music playing on radio]

Honey, you don't become a star. You either are one or you ain't.

No, you're not. You're very nervous.

I guarantee you, she's going to blow you away.

[Ruth] Oh, my God.

Another giant swing at mediocrity.

I'll fucking... You doughboy!

[people chattering, laughing] José! José!

Now I do apologize, but I must resign briefly to the powder room.

Gentlemen. You have a good night, Nellie.

[groans loudly]

Jack, can you say hi to my dad, please? Sure.

You didn't have to do that, you know, to get my attention.

Oh, he did, did he? Okay, then I'll call back at 4:00. Thanks.

We couldn't afford star fees even if we wanted to.

It's a fucking hotbox! I get it, Bill.

♪ I stroke it Every chance I get ♪

He is? Yeah. He's so bad at it.

Need you, Jack.

How much? He's...

Hollywood has just become so stale. Don't you agree?

Um, Tony, take Manny wherever he needs to go.

I heard Warners' screening last week was a train wreck.

You're not in my debt. Whose money it is?

The guy makes it by the kilo. It's not a big deal.

[cheering continues]

we can remake Miss LaRoy into an actress of sophistication.

to reminisce about the old days,

Oh! I would fuck him

Mr. Torres is gonna be working for us here at Kinoscope.

You're Nellie LaRoy. Of course you have the money.

Fuck off. I listen to my fucking director, not the fucking sound guy!

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. We'll approve your next picture.

Jen. I just wanted you to look my way.

I'm saying if I fucking headbutt you across them funky-ass lips of yours,

That's very kind of him, but... Sounds great. Yeah.

Dearest Jacky boy, we need to talk! I have a good story for you.

There's a girl asking after ya.

We crossed the border when I was 12.

You ever heard of Wyatt Earp?

Welcome to your new home, Mr. Palmer.

[slow jazz continues playing]

I'm not used to this kind of people.

Now remember, you are sad and lonely man. Right here.

[Otto] Action! [orchestra playing]

[gunshot] [sizzling]

[Lewis] You have to see Dresden. It's the most beautiful city in Germany.

I'm gonna go get those cigars.

You fucked my life!

the people die and the cockroaches all survive?

Actors change their appearance for roles.

What do you mean? It's gonna be great!

Olga? Does this mean you don't like the rain machine I made you?

And he replies, "Do they need an electrician?"

Manny! I need your help.

...fucking help!

I'm Nellie LaRoy, dummy.

[scratching continues]

They're not really dead. Like literally, kill me.

All right, I can handle that.

You know she doesn't speak English? Neither does love.

Calm down. I am calm, cabrón.

Come on, you guys. You see how he just talks to me?

and say for the very first time,

[snorting, hawking]

up your rose-smellin', candy-tastin',

Fucking motherfucker.

Just, uh, don't look at the fucking camera. Places!

may look up at that flickering screen

[protestors chanting]

[gunshot] [Manuel] All right, you motherfuckers!

Any of you don't work gets a bullet in the fucking skull!

Next, Sidney Palmer. Today's white audiences

Where is that? It's just over the hill.

[crew cheering, clapping]

So you know what?

[Estelle] Jack!

with Constance Moore.

One tear or two?

that maybe I shouldn't have.

Do you have either? Nope.

Ah, you are? [chuckles] Yeah.

So, we're talking an elephant, plus Garbo,

I can't believe you just...

My folks didn't have the money or the education to go to the theater,

We could dance up here.

[engine starts]

You know what happen if they find us.

If you can just keep your right leg absolutely still.

That's an uphill battle for anyone.

I'm James McKay.

I don't know, maybe Niagara Falls.