Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, tuck it. Just tuck it up.

Jolson's sound picture's real good.

Your first bag is free.

I got some movie ideas myself. You wanna hear them?

[song continues playing]

[horse whinnies]

Yeah? [Jack] "You are what gives me life.

[opera continues playing]

[metal door closes]

We turn Nellie LaRoy into a lady.

I will shit in your mouth, I promise you!

What happened? We lost all ten cameras.

[opera continues playing]

This is my money. My company's writing the checks. I decide!

And the roaches, knowing this,

You, uh, think people want that, though? Sound in their movies?

I practice nine hours a day, you fuck.

don't we have a higher calling?

Nigga, when are you gonna do something?

The head bobbing, it's very mechanical right now.

Nellie, back to your one. Guys, back to your one.

And nothing happened, for real, but at the same time,

"Pierre, who is the fella to whom you are speaking?"

You might want to save her.

[speaking Spanish]

He works in the movies too.

It's going to be on you, Sidney.

[ballad continues playing]

[elephant grunts]

It's a lot. It's a lot. How much do you owe?

Come, come. Okay, right here.

[guests cheering]

Nellie dresses low 'cause Nellie is low.

You're asking me what I think?

Who needs royalty anymore? Madame.

Bell and Howell 35 millimeter.

Don't stop the camera! Keep rolling! Keep rolling!

Are we going again or what? I can't breathe in here! We're going again!

[sighs] Not this floor, either.

Wipe your nose again! Wipe your little hook nose, you menorah motherfucker!

[crying] After all we've been through.

I'm gonna come down there and see for myself.

that has brought you all the way to this point.

We got engaged yesterday. Now she's trying to explain to me that movies are a low art.

And the bear says, "Fan-fuckin'-tastic!"

[crowd cheering, applauding] Te amo, Nellie.

[shouting in Hungarian] Sweetie, I don't...

What? You heard her! Get the fuck off this set!

[James] Incredible, isn't he?

[speaking Italian] Say one more word.

Well, don't just fucking stand there! Get the fuck out of the shot!

Two fish are on their honeymoon...

All right. All right, all right! Yes!

Who is gonna fight it?

She said no, huh?

[Manny] How did you get the money so fast? I have my ways. Don't worry.

This goddamn bitch is stealing the scene right from under me!

Doubt she'll be able to work tomorrow. That's her fucking problem.

Stop it. Stop messing with the...

[playing quietly] And action.

I'll give you something to cry about!

Wherever the fuck those little feet of hers want to go, I can move the mic for them!

[brakes squealing]

Well, these are all junkies from Skid Row,

[trumpeting continues]

Why the fuck do I care about Alexander Scriabin?

[sobbing] Please.

That woman is something, you know?

That's the cocksucker they sent to screw us!

[Nellie squeals]

Legend of the Wild West who made his name killing Apaches.

I hear it's Strindberg season in New York. Do you like Miss Julie?

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grimes Hall."

I once fought a rattlesnake,

as the highest-grossing leading man in the world.

[assistant] Mr. Conrad, you're gonna miss your train.

Um, have I, uh, interrupted something?

It's changing times, Manny. I'm honored, sir, but...

She was completely honest with me.

I don't know what I'm going to do yet. It'll be just you and me.

[laughs] Look, sweetie, he's gonna fight a snake. Isn't this great?

Today's audiences find her pornographic. [chuckles]

You good to go again? Sure.

I have no idea who that is.

Uh, Mark, can we fix her makeup? Mark.

Do you think she swings both ways?

Very good, ja? Ja.

Stay here for a couple of days.

I saw Olga Putti sing to herself in Hungarian,

Fresh from pictures, Mr. Sidney Palmer on the trumpet.

Yes. Okay, let's do it! Ruth, any notes on my entrance?

No, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Thank you.

She's from Broadway. She's a real actor.

[elephant grunting]

[elephant trumpets]

You know what? I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna stick some coke up my pussy,

and we thank her for it!"

[singing continues]

Is this about Greta? You know she's just a friend.

Manny, do you think I could say a line? No! Get back to the shot!

Hey, Sid. You want to say a few words?

Uh, Scriabin. Ah.

I'm a degenerate fucking animal.

[exhales] [Jack grunts]

"Isn't" not "ain't." Mm-hmm.

Do you not know how to do makeup? You, what's your name?

Your time has run out. There is no why. Stop questioning it.

[glass shattering]

I'm on a dry spell. No.

You don't know what it is to put yourself out there.

I'm gonna see you back in LA, okay?

What are your thoughts for the future?

You're trying to be strong.

[shouting in German]

And now he's got his nuptials to toast,

And then he says, "Frankly, Scarlett, you're a cunt."

Motherfucking shit! Cocksucking... What the fuck?

[speaking Spanish] And they're not kidding.

[crowd cheering]

"Eureka! I am not alone!"

[upbeat jazz music playing]

Now's not really "The" fucking time.

Okay. [Donny guffawing]

This town has gotten so repressed.

I've known loss. I've known pain.

Well? I do cocaine all the time. I just, uh...

[loud cheering continues]

[Elinor] Okay, don't forget.

[speaking Spanish]

And you're talented, man.

How do you know the guy?

Now look at Miss Moore.

Also, no drinking, and try not to eat too much.

No, gracias. Let's go.

[band playing tango]

- Oh, thank you, Eric. - Thank you. Big-nosed twat!

Un-fucking-professional!

He's great. What's your name?

[person laughing]

Mr. Thalberg, it's an honor to meet...

It's... Party time, sparkle cocks!

[laughing hysterically] Yes, we did it!

Sure. Uh, it's here down the hall.