Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, uh, do you wanna come in with me?

Folks, I'd like to introduce you to the wild and wonderful Lady Fay.

So I was thinking, you make a movie about him,

Okay. You can go in.

Santoríni. [Rebecca] I hear it's so beautiful.

Good. Good, good, Candace. Very good.

[door slams open]

What is this shit?

I'll do your movie. I'll bail you out.

Because it's bigger than you.

I'm sorry, I just can't have you in here right now.

Oh, no, it's okay. No, no, no. I insist. I insist.

[strikers cheering] [speaking Spanish]

A bear and a rabbit are shittin' in the woods one day.

...we get the right director, the right publicity... What about Ruth?

I got practice. I'm allergic.

She's been hanging around Jim McKay's casinos like a half-wit.

[defecating loudly] [grunts]

It's impressive. Hmm.

Give me... [speaking Spanish]

You can be like a gangster.

Listen, I know you wish you were Billie Dove...

Kike-nosed, Hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you.

[gunshot] [body falls]

♪ There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set ♪

I'm stuck doing another costume picture, and my wife's divorcing me.

Turns out he's a 50-year-old midget.

and she can tell her grandkids Nellie LaRoy once used her name.

"Marbled meadows metamorphose

She only does leads. She's on the phone, sir.

I have nowhere else to go. [sniffles]

I think he was marvelous, marvelous at both. [chuckles]

This table only has one bottle, and we're gonna need eight.

and I think I'm in love.

Yeah, you'd be bailing me out.

[knocking on door]

[sighs] [rings]

Manny! How's our girl doing?

[Gerald] Yes, I've spoken to L.B. about it already.

Let's go fight a snake. Okay!

No, I'm not onboard. I'm scared.

And I'd like to earn it.

We'll have to reset the rafters, then find the new position.

She's icing her nipples so they perk up through her dress.

[tires screech]

"Moore" delightful chemistry with Constance and Nellie!

Well, here it's a flop!

I am so sorry, Mr. Conrad.

So do me a favor, darling. Save your subtext recommendations

I tried. [sniffling]

Miss LaRoy, meet Mr. Torres.

I don't know why. I wanna go on a movie set too.

a Kansas teenager who, overcome by the combined effect

[shouting continues]

Sir, I... I just wanted to say how sorry I am that things got out of hand.

Not like the shorts.

Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on!

[sniffs] If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would you go?

I want... What's your name?

We're all very fond of her.

Can you be honest with me for ten seconds or so?

[snorts] Catherine...

[siren wailing]

that you are doing every fucking day is part of your process.

Right, right. [laughing]

If she ever talks to you again, pretend like you don't understand English.

And we need to do something about Nellie LaRoy.

something that lasts, that means something.

Something about... Took ten years for the Wrights' airplane to work.

[Hearst] My rug! [burps]

No. No. What? This is...

[rhythmic chanting]

"But why, my darling Pierre? Why?"

[groans] Ah, fuck.

[Ruth] Half an hour? Well, I can't just move the mic.

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

Yeah, you gonna try a take? Yeah.

[Max] All right, everybody, eyes on me!

Get back in your fucking box, Bill!

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves were...

That's what the degenerate fuckin' animal from Jersey does.

If I can, I'd like to, uh, play something that I used to play

Were you shooting? No.

Inspiring! Di... And congrats on the new film.

Still not on the list. Lady, I'm in the movie.

Not a dry eye in the house.

I'm hearing a high-pitched noise. Yeah, it's her voice.

It's a nice campus you got here.

Fuck! ¡Puta madre!

Took nothing with me but my dad.

[shouting in Hungarian continues]

[guests gasping, murmuring]

What did you say to Elinor? Who?

You either are a star or you aren't. And he is!

Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

Thank you, Elinor. Neither have you.

[fan 2] Please, Nellie!

I like it. Yeah.

He is sensational.

you or Mr. Wallach might have something for me on a set?

I hope you all enjoy it.

We don't have precincts, ma'am. You're about to not have a job, fucko!

and they won't get paid.

Okay. Thank you.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

Filthy, slutty piece of fucking trash with a nasty voice.

He wanted to meet you. He's also my manager. It's a good thing we met, Jack.

[car doors closing]

Let's just try one on the mark, okay? You can do it.

Who wants to see my dad fight a fucking snake?

Where do you think you're going, ma'am? I'm going inside.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

That was so good!

¡No, carajo! It still sounds like that?

Why? Haven't you heard what they say about me?

[trumpet flourishes]

You, too. Salud.

Well, I need a real discovery for the part in my movie. Who do you suggest?

[humming faintly]

No one will ever love you but her, and she's only in your head, okay?

You said "one horse"?

[crew applauding, cheering]

I love that answer.

May I please present to you Miss Nellie LaRoy.

[chuckles] What?

[poker player] Congratulations.

Get the fuck out of the car! Go! [chuckling] Ah! Hey!

[Manny] Manny Torres. [Jack] Manuel.

That's a little too much, Mary. That's too personal. Okay?

Billie Dove. You're not Billie Dove.

Movies are fucking happy. They make you feel something.

Did you have surgery?

You have experience with strikes?

One moment, please. Oh, sure.

They voted me the 'Least Dressed Woman' in Paris."

So you're the movie producer.

If I could just've done the whole thing over and over and over!

Did you see the butterfly?

It was Death Valley. April.

Now take the money I saved you and put it towards the goddamn fireworks shot.

[clicks tongue] It's okay. I've been the luckiest bastard in the world.

Flirt with the men. Dance. Get up on the table and that's it.

They clearly cut you, baby. Is that snakeskin?

Ah. Listen, I need a favor.

Why, thank you.

Oh, Elinor! Hello.

Forget working, it's not even worth finishing at that rate.

You okay with that?

and it's just gonna be what it's gonna be.

[cheering, whistling]

Gotta be polite. One drink.

The chicken stole my fucking coke! Go fucking get it! Get it!

Manny, I did everything you said.

Too bad what happened to her career, huh?

Right. Once more into the breach, dear friends!

He shot himself.

Do you miss the silents?

[sighs] [engine starts]

You're the only one who's ever cared. [speaking Spanish]