Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Moore" delightful chemistry with Constance and Nellie!

[tires screech]

Well, here it's a flop!

It's a nice campus you got here.

I like it. Yeah.

"But why, my darling Pierre? Why?"

If I could just've done the whole thing over and over and over!

[clicks tongue] It's okay. I've been the luckiest bastard in the world.

I think he was marvelous, marvelous at both. [chuckles]

Who wants to see my dad fight a fucking snake?

We don't have precincts, ma'am. You're about to not have a job, fucko!

I have nowhere else to go. [sniffles]

I'm stuck doing another costume picture, and my wife's divorcing me.

Listen, I know you wish you were Billie Dove...

[sighs] [engine starts]

Something about... Took ten years for the Wrights' airplane to work.

So do me a favor, darling. Save your subtext recommendations

I'm sorry, I just can't have you in here right now.

That's a little too much, Mary. That's too personal. Okay?

[Ruth] Half an hour? Well, I can't just move the mic.

Let's go fight a snake. Okay!

Give me... [speaking Spanish]

If she ever talks to you again, pretend like you don't understand English.

I love that answer.

The chicken stole my fucking coke! Go fucking get it! Get it!

He shot himself.

[guests gasping, murmuring]

Right, right. [laughing]

I tried. [sniffling]

Because it's bigger than you.

Forget working, it's not even worth finishing at that rate.

You either are a star or you aren't. And he is!

[car doors closing]

You're the only one who's ever cared. [speaking Spanish]

a Kansas teenager who, overcome by the combined effect

Why, thank you.

[Hearst] My rug! [burps]

[groans] Ah, fuck.

"Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

He wanted to meet you. He's also my manager. It's a good thing we met, Jack.

You, too. Salud.

She only does leads. She's on the phone, sir.

Turns out he's a 50-year-old midget.

Let's just try one on the mark, okay? You can do it.

Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on!

I want... What's your name?

No. No. What? This is...

[defecating loudly] [grunts]

Ah. Listen, I need a favor.

Gotta be polite. One drink.

Flirt with the men. Dance. Get up on the table and that's it.

Took nothing with me but my dad.

and she can tell her grandkids Nellie LaRoy once used her name.

Thank you, Elinor. Neither have you.

So I was thinking, you make a movie about him,

[Max] All right, everybody, eyes on me!

[sighs] [rings]

¡No, carajo! It still sounds like that?

I am so sorry, Mr. Conrad.

I'm hearing a high-pitched noise. Yeah, it's her voice.

[gunshot] [body falls]

Did you have surgery?

He is sensational.

[siren wailing]

Where do you think you're going, ma'am? I'm going inside.

It's impressive. Hmm.

No one will ever love you but her, and she's only in your head, okay?

Why? Haven't you heard what they say about me?

So you're the movie producer.

Miss LaRoy, meet Mr. Torres.

And we need to do something about Nellie LaRoy.

I got practice. I'm allergic.

No, I'm not onboard. I'm scared.

[snorts] Catherine...

You can be like a gangster.

that you are doing every fucking day is part of your process.

A bear and a rabbit are shittin' in the woods one day.

[knocking on door]

Billie Dove. You're not Billie Dove.

and I think I'm in love.

Were you shooting? No.

Right. Once more into the breach, dear friends!

Kike-nosed, Hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you.

She's icing her nipples so they perk up through her dress.

Filthy, slutty piece of fucking trash with a nasty voice.

Still not on the list. Lady, I'm in the movie.

[strikers cheering] [speaking Spanish]

[upbeat jazz music playing]

If I can, I'd like to, uh, play something that I used to play

Oh, no, it's okay. No, no, no. I insist. I insist.

Can you be honest with me for ten seconds or so?

and it's just gonna be what it's gonna be.

Movies are fucking happy. They make you feel something.

Not a dry eye in the house.

[Gerald] Yes, I've spoken to L.B. about it already.

Fuck! ¡Puta madre!

Okay. Thank you.

something that lasts, that means something.

[fan 2] Please, Nellie!

And I'd like to earn it.

Actually, uh, do you wanna come in with me?

You said "one horse"?

Inspiring! Di... And congrats on the new film.

and they won't get paid.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[rhythmic chanting]

I don't know why. I wanna go on a movie set too.

you or Mr. Wallach might have something for me on a set?

Folks, I'd like to introduce you to the wild and wonderful Lady Fay.

...we get the right director, the right publicity... What about Ruth?

They voted me the 'Least Dressed Woman' in Paris."

[shouting continues]

Do you miss the silents?

Good. Good, good, Candace. Very good.

Get the fuck out of the car! Go! [chuckling] Ah! Hey!

[door slams open]

This table only has one bottle, and we're gonna need eight.

They clearly cut you, baby. Is that snakeskin?

That's what the degenerate fuckin' animal from Jersey does.

It was Death Valley. April.

[sniffs] If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would you go?

One moment, please. Oh, sure.

Too bad what happened to her career, huh?

She's been hanging around Jim McKay's casinos like a half-wit.

[Manny] Manny Torres. [Jack] Manuel.

Now take the money I saved you and put it towards the goddamn fireworks shot.

I'll do your movie. I'll bail you out.

Manny, I did everything you said.

Did you see the butterfly?

May I please present to you Miss Nellie LaRoy.

Okay. You can go in.

[poker player] Congratulations.

[trumpet flourishes]

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves were...

That was so good!

Yeah, you gonna try a take? Yeah.

Not like the shorts.

[crew applauding, cheering]

[chuckles] What?

We'll have to reset the rafters, then find the new position.

Hiya, this is Joanne from 31 Grays Hall.

You have experience with strikes?

Santoríni. [Rebecca] I hear it's so beautiful.

What did you say to Elinor? Who?

[humming faintly]

Yeah, you'd be bailing me out.

♪ There's one pet I like to pet And every evening we get set ♪

You okay with that?

Well, I need a real discovery for the part in my movie. Who do you suggest?

We're all very fond of her.

[cheering, whistling]

I hope you all enjoy it.

Oh, Elinor! Hello.

"Marbled meadows metamorphose

Sir, I... I just wanted to say how sorry I am that things got out of hand.

Get back in your fucking box, Bill!

[shouting in Hungarian continues]

What is this shit?

Manny! How's our girl doing?