Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What we had was special, goddamn it.

You are from fucking Shawnee, you goddamn fraud!

Send Joey now. Tell him to speed. In the meantime...

But why is it so fucking hard? You're right!

[ringing continues]

[audience cheering, applauding]

[person] Wake up, wake up, wake up!

It's the best party in town. [chuckles]

The point is, darling, I believe movies are every bit as profound.

♪ Pussy ♪ [cheering]

You. You're new? You're new here?

[director] Cut! Fantastic!

No, seriously, apparently the footage is so awful,

The great wide ocean.

Okay. Thanks, Jack.

[knocks on door] [The Count] Hey. Hey.

Try accenting "you" a little more, darling.

[crowd cheering, chanting]

[muffled] Manuel's great!

What I do means something to millions of people.

I'm gonna fight a snake.

That is my cue. I should be going. Please, you must play for us.

Nellie LaRoy. Perfect. Once again.

I-I'm not sure. Is there a big difference?

that they could never control one goddamn fucking thing.

[shouting] [gunshots]

te amo Alejandra

[speaking Spanish]

Peanuts! Good for hangovers!

[guests murmuring]

Show me your tits, you fucking bitch!

You're my only friend.

Uh, studio executive.

[singing in Italian]

You're a producer?

But could you, by any chance, try the same thing with less tears?

for meatballs and mint juleps

I'd be bailing you out, wouldn't I?

Negro music, Negro voices.

Jenn I’d always look your way

Damn it. [door opens]

I've had an idea. I was thinking I can dance.

and you all can stick your champagne flutes

This city used to know how to have a good time. It's such a drag now.

Harold Lloyd and I were in France...

I will fight it!

[drums beating]

Norma's here. Buster Keaton's here. George, no. No.

Uh, I believe so, yeah.

a new addition to the Hart Café Band.

[snorts, clears throat]

I got the money and I know a guy who will set the meet.

[speaking Spanish]

Hola, Carmelita.

Come on. Come on! [engine revving]

We use the elephant.

Any other faggots who ignore that red light...

Why? For the lighting.

Because he feels less alone there.

It's a piece of shit, isn't it?

He only looks like he's a kid. The joke's on us.

Elinor, you peddle gossip.

Scene 17, take three. Mark.

Where have you been? She's fine.

[speaking Spanish]

There's a lot of acting talent coming in from the theater now.

[speaking Spanish]

They fucked up with me, Manny. They really fucked up with me.

Whoa! Hey! Holy shit! Send Manuel to New York.

Remember. A monologue in the next picture.

One o'clock. All right, fine. I'll call back then. Thanks.

What do you want, Jack? I want to know why you wrote it.

It's Billy. Remember? [chuckling]

polishing your guest lists,

It's prop money.

No more drugs. No more gambling.

[Nellie] Ooh. I'm gonna raise you.

Fine. Didn't get the part, but writing the titles on it.

Ready for you, Mr. Conrad.

And I know you've been trying to help me, and I've kept fucking up.

Uh... okay, start dancing, please.

[groans, panting]

You fuckhead motherfucking Humpty Dumpty! [grunting, screaming]

Hello? Manny, it's done.

[song continues playing]

And I believe I agreed to ram this knife up the asshole

Action. [squeaks]

you might start playing a little better.

My wife died. Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry.

What happened was you thought the house needed you.

You got the guys in Europe with the twelve-tone.

crawl back into the dark, lay low, and make it through.

But he's Black. They won't think that in the South.

[James] It's LA's last real party.

I wonder if you'd go talk to him.

And I'd be bailing you out, wouldn't I?

I'm gonna tell Wallach that we're gonna finish the movie, okay?

You know, "Roy," actually, in French, means "king."

I'm Nellie LaRoy, bitches.

Could you make an exception?

Mmm. Something like that. Let me get you a drink.

Oh, my God! Nellie LaRoy! Can I have an autograph?

Usually I was too fat.

[speaking Spanish]

You okay, sweetie?

[speaks Spanish]

[ballad playing on record player]

I beat the whole USC football team at a game of craps when we wrapped,

Is somebody gonna fix her face?

Now, we are going again!

You've never done cocaine?

The greatest hero of the Wild West couldn't count.

I've been counted out before. This isn't new to me.

Elinor, I will master the talking film on film.

Welcome to the wonderful world of sound!

Hi, Mr. Torres.

I love you, I love you, I love you.

Cut! Okay, I want to try something. [grunts]

Holy shit, that is Nellie LaRoy. That's Nellie fucking LaRoy. Come here.

Hello, college.

Yeah, it's a piece of shit.

Well, my last two movies didn't work, but I learned a lot from 'em.

and wouldn't make a difference.