Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hola, Carmelita.

Come on. Come on! [engine revving]

You know, "Roy," actually, in French, means "king."

[speaking Spanish]

Welcome to the wonderful world of sound!

I'd be bailing you out, wouldn't I?

[speaking Spanish]

You're a producer?

[crowd cheering, chanting]

[song continues playing]

that they could never control one goddamn fucking thing.

What I do means something to millions of people.

Harold Lloyd and I were in France...

Hello, college.

[speaking Spanish]

for meatballs and mint juleps

No, seriously, apparently the footage is so awful,

[shouting] [gunshots]

Action. [squeaks]

Send Joey now. Tell him to speed. In the meantime...

It's Billy. Remember? [chuckling]

I will fight it!

I got the money and I know a guy who will set the meet.

I wonder if you'd go talk to him.

I'm gonna tell Wallach that we're gonna finish the movie, okay?

Ready for you, Mr. Conrad.

My wife died. Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry.

[knocks on door] [The Count] Hey. Hey.

I've had an idea. I was thinking I can dance.

Is somebody gonna fix her face?

Uh... okay, start dancing, please.

Hello? Manny, it's done.

You're my only friend.

[speaks Spanish]

and you all can stick your champagne flutes

[ballad playing on record player]

Jenn I’d always look your way

Okay. Thanks, Jack.

No more drugs. No more gambling.

Any other faggots who ignore that red light...

We use the elephant.

Try accenting "you" a little more, darling.

Usually I was too fat.

Norma's here. Buster Keaton's here. George, no. No.

[snorts, clears throat]

What happened was you thought the house needed you.

[muffled] Manuel's great!

Well, my last two movies didn't work, but I learned a lot from 'em.

a new addition to the Hart Café Band.

Why? For the lighting.

[drums beating]

There's a lot of acting talent coming in from the theater now.

Oh, my God! Nellie LaRoy! Can I have an autograph?

and wouldn't make a difference.

Nellie LaRoy. Perfect. Once again.

[speaking Spanish]

Hi, Mr. Torres.

Scene 17, take three. Mark.

Show me your tits, you fucking bitch!

And I believe I agreed to ram this knife up the asshole

Remember. A monologue in the next picture.

Mmm. Something like that. Let me get you a drink.

polishing your guest lists,

Because he feels less alone there.

I beat the whole USC football team at a game of craps when we wrapped,

The point is, darling, I believe movies are every bit as profound.

This city used to know how to have a good time. It's such a drag now.

It's a piece of shit, isn't it?

He only looks like he's a kid. The joke's on us.

And I'd be bailing you out, wouldn't I?

[person] Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Negro music, Negro voices.

te amo Alejandra

crawl back into the dark, lay low, and make it through.

It's prop money.

Peanuts! Good for hangovers!

Uh, I believe so, yeah.

[Nellie] Ooh. I'm gonna raise you.

Elinor, I will master the talking film on film.

And I know you've been trying to help me, and I've kept fucking up.

You've never done cocaine?

The great wide ocean.

It's the best party in town. [chuckles]

What we had was special, goddamn it.

Holy shit, that is Nellie LaRoy. That's Nellie fucking LaRoy. Come here.

They fucked up with me, Manny. They really fucked up with me.

[speaking Spanish]

Uh, studio executive.

Now, we are going again!

[singing in Italian]

You fuckhead motherfucking Humpty Dumpty! [grunting, screaming]

Yeah, it's a piece of shit.

But could you, by any chance, try the same thing with less tears?

[ringing continues]

Whoa! Hey! Holy shit! Send Manuel to New York.

[director] Cut! Fantastic!

But he's Black. They won't think that in the South.

you might start playing a little better.

I love you, I love you, I love you.

[guests murmuring]

I-I'm not sure. Is there a big difference?

Where have you been? She's fine.

I've been counted out before. This isn't new to me.

Cut! Okay, I want to try something. [grunts]

[James] It's LA's last real party.

Fine. Didn't get the part, but writing the titles on it.

Damn it. [door opens]

One o'clock. All right, fine. I'll call back then. Thanks.

♪ Pussy ♪ [cheering]

You. You're new? You're new here?

[audience cheering, applauding]

You got the guys in Europe with the twelve-tone.

The greatest hero of the Wild West couldn't count.

I'm gonna fight a snake.

You are from fucking Shawnee, you goddamn fraud!

You okay, sweetie?

I'm Nellie LaRoy, bitches.

That is my cue. I should be going. Please, you must play for us.

What do you want, Jack? I want to know why you wrote it.

Elinor, you peddle gossip.

[groans, panting]

Could you make an exception?

But why is it so fucking hard? You're right!