Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta ask you something. Yeah? Was it okay?

She's just some random whore from Wallach's house! [sobs]

[knock on door]

[bullets ricocheting]

[fan] Nellie! Nellie!

[speaking Spanish]

[crashing] [guests cheering]

Santa, get me wet.

[assistant] Mr. Conrad?

Watch what he does. It has to be seen to be believed.

Were these Sid Palmer shorts your idea?

Get me the fuck out of here!

♪ It's my girl's ♪

Can we just move the mic a little deeper in the room?

Have you ever stopped to think why, when there's a house fire,

Yeah. I enjoyed that.

He was the first one to say I have talent.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to see him now. He's at the Blockhouse.

Universidade da família amor

Sounds easy. [chuckles] I think it will be.

No Mrs. Conrad tonight?

Or wherever! Or wherever!

This is Rebecca. This is Lewis.

Bear with me, fellas. Wait till you see this guy.

They're gonna kill me.

What is your precinct? I'm a security guard.

You're the only one, Manny!

Maid's Off? Yeah.

Why? Yeah, tell me why.

They found George in his home this morning.

Wilson, quick, give me a 20.

No, it's an elephant.

best producer in the biz and my oldest pal.

I think what we have here in Hollywood is high art.

And you, I don't even know, where are you? Where are you?

You would be spectacular in one of his fluffier plays.

Elinor and I worked so hard to get you into this.

Come on! Come on, baby!

[no audible dialogue]

Map those dreams onto celluloid and print them into history.

Now I really need your help, and I hate to ask...

[Elinor] Jack Conrad.

...everything you need, you know, right here. It's got the restaurants and...

Rubber soles only from now on!

Let's go back to our ones. I need a drink. Whore!

[crew member] Going over to Stage 4!

[band playing jazz]

"I love you, I love you!" [audience member] "I love you!" [laughing]

Hey, how you holding up?

But we have to leave now. Manny. Manny.

People care about morals.

think about it.

And you're watching the movie and... And you escape.

Musicians are ready? And action!

[crowd applauding]

[Elinor] So, Jacky boy, how do you think it turned out?

[laughing] You love to sing.

[cheering stops]

To them, this'll look like a mixed band. We won't be able to book the movie there.

We can go to Mexico, Nellie. And we can be happy.

Send two dozen roses to her dressing room every morning this week.

Just, uh, shoot the men or something.

Yes! Yes! He's the next big thing!

Roll, roll, roll, roll. [camera whirring]

Yeah, yeah. Let's go.

Harold, how you doing? I'm doing good, Jack. How about you?

I'm sure you'll get another chance.

you held the spotlight.

I wanna know about the Al Jolson movie. Get Manuel to New York.

"The" Count. It's just The Count.

Does anyone else here need to fuck this scene in the ass?

Jack, for fuck's sake, I've been trying you all week.

Well, hello, college.

I'm on a deadline, darling.

Is anybody wearing a watch?

To match-cut with yours. I'm the star! I get the close-up.

That's what I think. Take this one more time. Everybody ready?

It's those of us in the dark, the ones who just watch, who survive.

Scene 17, take four. Mark.

That's our work.

"Who is the fellow..." Fellow.

And when in doubt, say somethin' French.

one must assume the position of a mongoose!

"You are what gives me life." Maybe try it slower.

Then what I'd suggest there would be to... [phone ringing]

[director] Cut!

[no audible dialogue]

I won't have any fucking light now.

but Gary Cooper... Gary Cooper is a fucking horse!

You're the only one who's ever been nice to me.

[sucking, spits]

With the right endorsements, and with Elinor as an ally,

There's nothing you could have done differently.

I didn't realize we were making Ben-Hur!

If we take her out now... Somebody will care!

'Cause I make 'em squirm.

Is it true that you've quit drinking?

Hand on chest. Aghast! [gasps]

[trumpet flourishes continue]

[people screaming]

And they'll know... Everyone will fucking know

[The Count] No, no.

Hi. I work for Mr. George Munn.

I have to do this?

I love watching movies too. You sit there.

And he grabs the rabbit behind the ears

And when it looks like the guy asks her something,

[Otto] No. She's in your head!

Harry, what kind of shoes are those?

Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. That's better.

There's no "Nellie LaRoy" on the list.

You blimp motherfucker, piece of fat fucking shit!

[chattering continues]

Will you shut the fuck up? What?

and adventure together, go to the jungle, to war together.

[snorts, spits]

It was so good to see you, Fay. You're gonna do great things in Europe.

Ciao, my love. Ciao.

They are going to fucking kill us, okay?

Jim heard you were a big producer.

snow-white fuckin' assholes!

[shouting continues] Nellie!

What guy? You never told me how you got it.

Thank you. This is Estelle.

Hello, college. Nell, your mark!

I'm gonna call it "The Wild Child Grill."

She owes gambling debts all over town.

[all cheering] We did it!

There! There's gas.

And what do you think of the new wave of race films, Mr. Palmer?

We did a screening on the lot last week. People went nuts.

I can paint, I can cook, I can clean, I can do coffee...

[Max] Okay, are we still in places?

Seems okay here.

[growls, hisses] [crowd laughing]

Don't be a pussy, Irv. The fireworks shot is too expensive.

Why wouldn't I get another chance?

[crowd shouting]