Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[band playing jazz]

That's the attitude.

Um, I didn't know we needed one.

Why are you doing this, carajo? Why?

You don't make anything.

Stop! She's changed the blocking again!

"Just wanted to see if the phone worked. Who is this?"

"Oh, Nellie!" Look at them.

[Nellie] Oh. [Ruth] It's...

back in... back in the days.

We change her parts. We fix her voice.

I want to make you so happy every day.

Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs.

through your lifetime to this moment, ja? Mm-hmm.

I only gamble if I'm, you know, pissed or drunk or having a great night.

[cheering continues]

You good with the money? Looks realistic. Yeah. What about the gun?

[director] Diese Scheißen fucks! They are ruining my movie!

[indistinct shouting]

[car door closes]

Yeah. I've been saying it since Wally Reid.

I fucked up, Manny. I fucked up, Manny.

Uh, I taught myself, mostly.

Yeah, I'm gonna go throw up now.

And they're not really dead. It's fucking amazing.

Give me another one.

Scene 17, take eight. [weakly] Mark.

♪ Seldom plays and never purrs ♪

Elinor St. John. Never speak to her.

Yeah, of course I remember you. How could I forget?

Then Wallach got pissed. He straightened him out.

[car door opens, closes]

I got a business proposition just for you.

there's something about her that speaks to us in a language

Fuck Don Wallach! Fuck all of this shit, okay?

Yeah, yeah, but I mean on saxophone, not cocksucking. [laughs]

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

I can't pay them. What do you mean?

[clamoring, laughing]

Don't make me do it alone.

[singing along in Italian]

I'm gonna check on the drinks. I don't know where Wilson went.

[speaking Spanish]

Nonsense. You came through.

Jack Conrad? Hmm.

[up-tempo jazz playing]

[Ruth] Okay, we're gonna go again. It's fine. No, it's fine.

Why don't you fight a snake... A real one... right now?

I'm gonna let you all go on fucking your cousins,

[director] Cut!

A hundred thousand people see you on Broadway,

You don't fuck with these kind of people. You just pay them.

[Jack] A snake's getting fought!

This is something else.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

I have to redo all the wires.

♪ Every evening we get set ♪

[camera whirring slows, stops]

[guest] You're from Mexico, then?

It's just easier to be on my own.

Get down! Jack! ♪ For the longest while ♪

Goddamn it, you fucking pussies! [kicks sand]

[urinating stops]

Cannot add, cannot spell. Why don't you hire someone else?

What do you say we come in for my close-up now?

Señor? Sir? Uh, do you have keys? [grunts]

I know, buddy, but you're not gonna kill yourself over it.

Yeah, I believe that films like yours

We can hope. You're fucking deranged, Sidney.

Time to go make a movie.

It's that fucking easy!

[sighs, laughs] How you been?

Another romance, another breakup.

Next time, try softer, okay?

Scene 17, take one. [crew member] Mark.

Talking pictures. Like you're there.

[insects buzzing]

[cheering, whistling]

It's the end of the road for me. This is it for me.

Ain't life grand.

A gift from Mr. Wallach.

Okay, check the gate! [Max] Billy, check the gate!

It's very good. It's great, yeah.

By the way, the name is Robert Roy.

Bar shoots tomorrow, doesn't it?

And it certainly wasn't anything I wrote.

Give me one sec. Christ, it's hot in there.

[loud cheering continues]

Probably ran into it himself, huh?

You're not on the list. Okay, listen to me. My name is Nellie LaRoy.

♪ And that's hard to do ♪

We need a fucking gas station, now. "We need a gas station, now."

Eyes water for two, on the third beat, I'm gonna do a light effect.

What about pancakes?

If that elephant drop its elephant ass on your face,

[Nellie] That's not how we make movies. Shut the fuck up!

What is this bullshit?

Nice to meet you, Manny.

Are you holding up?

[squealing, laughing]

Oh, why do I bother?

[Lloyd] I can't even believe this.

A little more attire's always in the way.

Yeah? Yeah. A movie set.

Good to see you. Meet Manny.

[James whistling]

Beautiful. Bellísimo, bellísimo.

Okay, then. Bye now.

[speaking Spanish]

[crew member] All right, you heard her. Close-up on Nellie.

[Spanish continues]

It sounds just awful.

Manny, I am dying out there. Okay, okay.

I just love watching movies, you know?

Uh... Come on, guys, rubber soles!

[gun hammer clicking] [Manny panting, whimpering]

No. She's in the bar scene in Maid's Off.

[speaking French]

Of course you don't!

We're supposed to just keep playing? That's the idea.

The mark's right here. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!

The Jersey thing doesn't work anymore.

In your wide, next to them, Sidney looks white.

if I don't have the money by the end of the week,

I look fucking ridiculous. What's your name?