Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need a fucking gas station, now. "We need a gas station, now."

[loud cheering continues]

By the way, the name is Robert Roy.

back in... back in the days.

Yeah, I'm gonna go throw up now.

Fuck Don Wallach! Fuck all of this shit, okay?

No. She's in the bar scene in Maid's Off.

Yeah, I believe that films like yours

Elinor St. John. Never speak to her.

Then Wallach got pissed. He straightened him out.

Uh, I taught myself, mostly.

Yeah? Yeah. A movie set.

I'm gonna check on the drinks. I don't know where Wilson went.

[Nellie] Oh. [Ruth] It's...

[urinating stops]

I look fucking ridiculous. What's your name?

Oh my god, Kenny did a jackknife. You bastard?

[Lloyd] I can't even believe this.

A little more attire's always in the way.

Beautiful. Bellísimo, bellísimo.

You good with the money? Looks realistic. Yeah. What about the gun?

Um, I didn't know we needed one.

[car door opens, closes]

Goddamn it, you fucking pussies! [kicks sand]

I can't pay them. What do you mean?

♪ And that's hard to do ♪

Nice to meet you, Manny.

I want to make you so happy every day.

Manny, I am dying out there. Okay, okay.

A gift from Mr. Wallach.

Jack Conrad? Hmm.

Get down! Jack! ♪ For the longest while ♪

Another romance, another breakup.

[Nellie] That's not how we make movies. Shut the fuck up!

Of course you don't!

Okay, check the gate! [Max] Billy, check the gate!

Stop! She's changed the blocking again!

Okay, then. Bye now.

Time to go make a movie.

Don't make me do it alone.

Cannot add, cannot spell. Why don't you hire someone else?

[indistinct shouting]

there's something about her that speaks to us in a language

Scene 17, take one. [crew member] Mark.

[James whistling]

It sounds just awful.

[band playing jazz]

What about pancakes?

Good to see you. Meet Manny.

[car door closes]

[Jack] A snake's getting fought!

Yeah. I've been saying it since Wally Reid.

[crew member] All right, you heard her. Close-up on Nellie.

[singing along in Italian]

We're supposed to just keep playing? That's the idea.

It's very good. It's great, yeah.

[director] Diese Scheißen fucks! They are ruining my movie!

Uh... Come on, guys, rubber soles!

[speaking Spanish]

[guest] You're from Mexico, then?

[squealing, laughing]

You don't fuck with these kind of people. You just pay them.

I only gamble if I'm, you know, pissed or drunk or having a great night.

We can hope. You're fucking deranged, Sidney.

I got a business proposition just for you.

[speaking French]

It's that fucking easy!

Why don't you fight a snake... A real one... right now?

It's the end of the road for me. This is it for me.

I know, buddy, but you're not gonna kill yourself over it.

♪ Every evening we get set ♪

[cheering continues]

A hundred thousand people see you on Broadway,

The mark's right here. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!

if I don't have the money by the end of the week,

You don't make anything.

[camera whirring slows, stops]

If that elephant drop its elephant ass on your face,

Next time, try softer, okay?

[speaking Spanish]

♪ Seldom plays and never purrs ♪

Are you holding up?

I'm gonna let you all go on fucking your cousins,

Scene 17, take eight. [weakly] Mark.

Oh, why do I bother?

Bar shoots tomorrow, doesn't it?

Why are you doing this, carajo? Why?

The Jersey thing doesn't work anymore.

That's the attitude.

Nonsense. You came through.

through your lifetime to this moment, ja? Mm-hmm.

Give me another one.

Probably ran into it himself, huh?

Yeah, of course I remember you. How could I forget?

[director] Cut!

And it certainly wasn't anything I wrote.

[cheering, whistling]

Talking pictures. Like you're there.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

[clamoring, laughing]

What is this bullshit?

[insects buzzing]

I have to redo all the wires.

[gun hammer clicking] [Manny panting, whimpering]

This is something else.

You're not on the list. Okay, listen to me. My name is Nellie LaRoy.

"Just wanted to see if the phone worked. Who is this?"

"Oh, Nellie!" Look at them.

Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs.

Yeah, yeah, but I mean on saxophone, not cocksucking. [laughs]

Ain't life grand.

Eyes water for two, on the third beat, I'm gonna do a light effect.

[sighs, laughs] How you been?

And they're not really dead. It's fucking amazing.

It's just easier to be on my own.

I just love watching movies, you know?

[Spanish continues]

[up-tempo jazz playing]

Give me one sec. Christ, it's hot in there.

What do you say we come in for my close-up now?

We change her parts. We fix her voice.

Señor? Sir? Uh, do you have keys? [grunts]

In your wide, next to them, Sidney looks white.

I fucked up, Manny. I fucked up, Manny.

[Ruth] Okay, we're gonna go again. It's fine. No, it's fine.