Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

More! Eat another rat!

I'm sorry. It was hard to find gas.

Nellie, get dressed and get in the fucking car, now!

[nurse] May I help you? Yes. Nellie LaRoy.

That was a waste of time. [chuckling]

What about you?

You still command the biggest paycheck.

What is this dolly doing here?

So just bobbing, all right? Let's work on that.

[sighs] Action.

"Never have I seen such a maelstrom of bad taste and sheer magic.

Will you just fucking call me back? [speaking Italian]

[Jack] Hello? Jack, it's Irv.

Manuel, what's she saying? I got him learning Hungarian 'cause he's good with languages.

[crowd cheering]

[launderer] Hole in shirt before.

Nellie. Nellie?

Yeah. I mean, that's what I heard.

Natalie! It's been forever!

[mouthing words]

They will fucking kill you. These people are killers.

We'll get this under control, I promise you.

And I was wondering if perhaps, next time,

Thanks a bunch, Dean. See you later.

But look around.

She's kind of a big star.

Are you serious? Just stay out of its way.

Guys, let's just try a take, okay? I don't think she meant anything by it.

This one guy McKay owns a few joints, but he's a little scary, so...

♪ I must first Remove my gloves ♪

[guest moaning]

Maybe not to you in your ivory tower.

Man number three, I can see your erection.

want Negroes in their pictures.

The song's a hit.

Get her out of here! Fuck's sake.

I just think of home.

Yeah. It was getting in the way.

Oh, I love this song!

Walt! Walt, hey!

I'm gonna serve sandwiches shaped like her face.

Uh-huh. Is it a 2708 model or 2709?

Use one of Wallach's cars to take him home.

[vehicle approaching]

Great. Follow me.

I helped build this place you call home.

I don't have fucking time for this!

You can feel it. Like... I don't know. Movies are sad sometimes.

[soft jazz playing]

Your humble servant bears witness.

Wow. You remember me.

What the fuck I'm gonna do without you? I'm not going anywhere without you!

I mean, the other players are a lot darker than Sid. So?

I just need a minute. [Max] All right, well, hurry.

I love you, Manny.

Fellow. Fuck. Fellow.

[crowd laughing]

Scene 17, take two.

Yeah. [speaking Spanish]

[shushes] Calm.

Well, where was I gonna get 85 grand in two days?

I'm gonna play it adagio.

No, no! No last looks! No last looks!

Jack? It's George.

There you go, buddy.

Come on, buddy. You got it, yeah.

[horns honking]

You know all the young up-and-comers.

Ramon Novarro can play guitar, but south-of-the-border accent.

No! No, no, upstairs.

You all are such a beautiful, lovely crowd.

Meanwhile, that new favorite, Nellie LaRoy,

Now, does anyone else here need to sneeze? Huh?

Think of something that makes it personal to you. Okay?

[guest] What the fuck?

But we have to leave now.

Okay. [Max] All right, places, everyone!

[crew member] Higher! More!

like flecks of paint from a madman's brush

Wilson. Been a while.

It's not fun. We can have fun.

[sobbing] [continues shouting in Spanish]

Hiya, this is Joanne from Gray... [Lloyd] Cut!

But what about Jack's scene? We make a camera run right now!

What the fuck is that?

[Ruth] Action! [gasps]

I think we can make millions together! [Wilson hawks, spits]

Okay, I think you want to become a star.

Manny, it's gonna be like nothing anyone's ever seen.

Okay, can you just... Lloyd, Lloyd, fuck off.

Something about "getting fucked by a wheelbarrow of monkeys." Hiccups are normal.

But it's a 2709.

Get off the set! You're good.

Well, hello, college!

You puked on my rug!

Opens tonight, right? Correct.

♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪

You people make me fucking sick!

I'm on a deadline, darling.

Staying strong.

Irv! For the Clayton movie...

and we'll get married and we'll have kids and...

You are even more fuckable in person.

Jack, I-I have no idea what you're talking about.

The big fucking man! There he is! What?

Who the fuck is that?

[playing native music]

Right, Manuel. Manuel's great! Put Manuel on it.

Bill... Let's get a crowbar. Come on. Hurry up.

[scoffs] Of course I've done cocaine.

[whispers] Okay, glycerin.

[guests gasping, clamoring]

One bag or two? One. And you're paying this time? Thank you.

Very good, Mary. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

He's actually my business manager now.

I'm more man than any of you. Nellie, Nellie.

You haven't changed... [chuckles] ...a bit.

Night night, honey.

[end note plays]

[speaking Italian] Stop speaking fucking Italian!

Yeah, I changed that.

To be honest with you, I don't really know why it's Noah's Ark.

[The Count] Um, what's this?

will stumble across your image flickering on a screen

I don't know, uh, why.

You gave us the beautiful light, and I squandered it.

We gotta redefine the form.

I need Ruth back. Ruth doesn't fucking cut it anymore!

I could take a car, drive for 30 minutes

Would someone kindly tell me what the fuck is going on?

This is where you kiss the apparition, ja?

Nellie! Nellie!

What kind of stars are we talking about?

The night is almost over. I got a 10:00 a.m. call time.

[strikers shouting angrily]

[sighs] Don't be a fucking baby.

Mildred's got a fucking rabbit on her shoulders that's probably still alive.