Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you'll never get Gloria Swanson. Why no Swanson?

If I could just fucking defend... Yeah... Fighting...

Don't we owe him more than the same old shit?

Who was it this time? [panting]

Hey, you two with the camera! Do you know who I am?

All art aspires to music.

Just a suggestion.

Oh, come on, boys, it's just on the other side.

Hey! Next part. Miss Moore'll come in.

It's gone. [stammering]

Evening, Madame. Lovely to see you. I have to steal him, I'm afraid.

So how's your movie? It's shit.

any time someone threads a frame of yours through a sprocket,

Hundred more conversations just like this one,

And with sync sound, which, who knows,

This is bullshit.

I sold him keys a while back. He works for McKay.

[fan 3] Please, Nellie!

Might you go to the stage to gain more experience?

Kid, I'll never forget it.

You don't say. The Dean! Well, how you doin'?

Billy, come on.

It's a winner, Jack.

I think we have a problem.

Something that lasts, that means something.

All right, um...

Sir! Sir, sir! Sir, can I borrow that?

Scene 17, take seven. Mark.

[babbling] Tell me that...

Of course, now you can't gamble in LA. You been to Cal-Neva?

See my point? Come on.

[coin clattering]

Hmm. Of course you could do Shakespeare.

"I've been in fashion shows too.

I'll do anything.

[tires screech]

[Elinor responds in French] [laughter]

Well, if you'll excuse me...

[guests gasping, clamoring]

Sorry, what... No, I didn't...

[crew member] Mark.

Stop it! You are not fucking Italian!

I'm so sorry, God.

Well, I guess the movie isn't a hit.

[speaking Spanish]

[music continues playing]

He will do anything for cash.

I find the studios' committees for the casting of Negroes inspiring, don't you?

You're not! You're not fucking better than me.

[up-tempo jazz playing] And action, Miss Moore.

Eighty-five grand.

No, no, no! Back off, cabrones! Back off now!

[announcer] Shh.

And I like making 'em squirm.

Look, sir... [elephant trumpets]

Don't you know what a red light means?

Yeah, it's coming together. This is much better. Remember that energy.

I'm just gonna be a minute, okay?

You give 'em that card, you tell 'em you work for Munn.

Yeah. Find it out here.

I thought you were just excited about the idea.

I just want to be part of something bigger.

She has killed our grandmothers,

Don't speak Cantonese to me. All right.

Okay, here's the shot.

I got the ticket to the premiere. Nellie! Nellie, I love you!

Just put down "one horse" and your signature right there.

I am not the best joke teller.

Great. For this next take... Yeah.

And I'm going to bed.

Jack? [person] Nellie!

This is who they found.

You're going back out there. I'm having a heart attack.

And a Hearst invite has come in for Miss LaRoy.

[knock on door]

[crowd] No, no, no! [Jack] Yes!

I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you. Do you understand?

[people whooping]

What happened to the tits part?

Oh, hi. Do you have any coke?

It's brandy mixed with ether.

And Jonathan and Harriet Rothschild.

Can you do that, Irv?

Manny, I shouldn't...

though you breathed your last before he breathed his first.

Please. [speaking Spanish]

And nice to meet you, sir.

[engine revving] [tires screeching]

Just don't let Olga shoot me. Okay.

[Jonathan] Gerald, have you heard about the new Ellis Engel picture?

you playing fucking flat.

Manny! Manny, come up here.

They took me... ¿Como? How?

[crew] Oh, my God, it's a fire!

Nellie LaRoy. In French.

If I can dance, I bet I can sing.

Such a shame, yeah. It's sad.

Georgie, what's up Von Cheeseburger's ass today? [sighs]

See you in ten minutes, cabrón. Ten minutes.

[breathing heavily]

Pow! [laughing]

I'm Nellie LaRoy's dad.

This looks so much better. [laughs]

We'll go to the border and we'll go down south

Camera! And motherfucking sound!

Actually, I got one.

Nell, you must have some good ones. Well, I-I...

Don't give her anything, pendejo. Anything!

Oh, yes. This is it.

Then I'm gonna have to recalibrate the whole room. Okay, okay. Okay.

[romantic music playing]

I don't have the money to pay them. I don't have...

[Nellie] "Roy" means "king," remember?

We roll, we roll! We are losing the light!

Get dressed. We are going now. I'm not going to Mexico. Are you crazy?

[James] This is the kind of thing your industry needs.

[Jack] Listen, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

When you gonna do something? Why you worried about Joe?

[Ruth] Take two! Action!

Sure, Elinor. Why?

It's a disease.

It's from your bank heist picture. It's movie money.

Billie Dove? Why not?

That one near her, okay? [phone ringing]

I can leave. Please, please.

What's your name?

[Ruth] Are you fucking... She can't cry.

There's a new sensibility now.

It won't help Nellie with the Hearst crowd.

I shan't be long. Ta-ta!

...of the Rising Sun...

Is there a doctor? No.

Action. [squeaks]

[The Count] Okay.

I've always helped you, and all you've done is break my heart!

It's the ones who go to Beverly Hills

My dad's diner and the...

You're very lucky I don't report you.

...feel special.

Something important. To be part of something important.