Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Te amo, Nellie.

[laughing] We're gonna get married.

We're gonna do great things together, she and I.

No, it just... What I mean...

Which road do I take? Uh, you're gonna look at least 90 in this traffic.

Fuck you. I ain't icing my nipples. This is natural.

If they like you... They don't!

[insects chirping]

♪ And I love The thoughts it stirs ♪

It is French already! [chuckles] Okay, let's go.

Sir Delmer Lunny.

What a goddamn mess.

Here's the twist:

I was just gonna see if the phone worked.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

This is real drama we're talking about. Shakespeare-level stuff.

She's not gonna fuck this up again, is she?

We don't own the house.

Brought you so far in life. You know?

I just want to be with you. Okay.

All I want in return is a little honesty.

These people choose who stays and who goes.

♪ 'Cause I'll do anything For my sweet pet ♪

You know her, don't you?

Light. And tears!

Nellie! Nellie!

It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean?

And you know what? There's beauty there.

You need something?

It's on you now, kid. The future's yours.

Not till the evening, huh?

It's the idea that sticks.

Fine. Grab a close-up. No! No close-up.

[on recording] ♪ One, two, three, hey ♪

He thought it was lube? Yes.

Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel

No, I'm afraid it's impossible. It's gotta be a discovery.

[shattering] Hola, Jacky!

The epic Blood & Gold has confirmed Jack

[child speaking Spanish]

Okay, Irv. I'll see you on set.

We are going to Mexico, Nellie. Mexico?

I mean, I appreciate it, but we have to go. Trust me.

[Manny] Why? [Nellie] Yeah, tell me why.

Camera! And sound!

[growls] [The Count] Oh, shit!

And Louis XIV sat on that.

A new challenger approaches!

I don't think I'm very good for you.

This is what a degenerate fucking animal from Jersey does.

I'm not gonna let that happen anymore.

[shouting ferociously]

and we're transporting the entertainment for a party at his house.

Get back to work! Get back to work!

You're trying to hide the shame.

[pen continues scratching]

Props needs better aging, goddamn it! We talked about this!

We'll go to Mexico. We'll go...

She has led you to your destiny through fate,

Why? I just want to be part of something bigger, I guess.

Probablemente it was some kind of bad communication.

You don't have to be in your own shitty fucking life.

Because it's raining so much?

Look, don't stand in the way of progress, Irv. Sound is the future.

and we're trying so hard to get it back on track.

Wilson, isn't he on tonight? [Wilson] Thought he was.

[Estelle] Jack!

[Jack] Now go show those fat fucks how it's done.

What have you been in? Nothing yet.

[song continues playing]

Mr. Torres, meet Miss LaRoy.

Let's roll, people! Let's go! Take two!

I had a good run, didn't I? Hmm? You sure did.

Jack Conrad's passed out.

[bell rings] [footsteps]

Okay, so we're gonna pre-roll first. I'll cue your entrance.

[clears throat] "-ing" not "-in."

[driver] Sir, George won't come out of the car.

Calm down and tell me what happened.

Get the fuck out! I'll fucking kill you! We are losing the light!

Hi there. It's Jack calling for Irving.

Why discovery? Well, this role requires real range.

Soldiers swarm the fields

Do the rainbow, remember? Big arms!

[laughing] It tickles.

"Listen to me, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

Is that clear, Lloyd? Is that good for fucking sound?

How have you been?

Who's the girl? A goddess.

Nell prefers listening to jokes rather than telling them.

[Jack] You deserve this. Did you see my screen test yet, Manny?

We're ready for you on set, Mr. Palmer.

[audience applauding, laughing continues]

Gloria, you have buckets of charm.

♪ There's one pet I like to pet ♪

You're alternating the pitch of your voice too much.

[blows landing, grunting]

Come on, tell us a joke. I have a joke.

Help me! Help me! [screaming]

No, Bob! Don't leave me! Fuck!

[glass clatters]

How have you been?

And the bear says to the rabbit,

It needs more punch. Take two frames off the tail and three more off the head.

We shouldn't stand in the way of progress.

I like Rachmaninoff.

[Ruth] Cut. Missed your mark, Nell.

I just want to say thank you for the work.

I love you. [audience laughing]

[cheering continues]

[Robert] And that, that is when I grabbed the snake by the head.

Do you hear? That squeak?

She's a fucking kid, and she looks like she's dead.

Bigger. Better. Important.

What do you mean? Like, uh, his income?

And now, the Rose Petal... [drumroll]

No tits? No tits.

Okay, well, I think... Come here.

[Manny] This sort of thing is no longer acceptable.

Another, please.

[crowd shouting]

[Jack] Hey, where'd you go?

of the first faggot they sent over!

Tell it to Wallach. Wake up, wake up.

They're not far.

Fucking listen up, all you big-dick Mister Men!

Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with you?

It was her first film. She wanted to celebrate.

For fuck's sake.

"Hey, do ya ever have a problem with the shit stickin' to your fur?"

I have your face tattooed on my back. Well, look at that.

Nice fella. Wonder if he's single.

[elephant trumpets]

You! I've been looking all over for you.

[shouting ferociously]

You're an actor now, Sidney.

I was too short or I was too fat.