Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We shouldn't stand in the way of progress.

[Manny] This sort of thing is no longer acceptable.

Camera! And sound!

It was her first film. She wanted to celebrate.

Calm down and tell me what happened.

These people choose who stays and who goes.

We're ready for you on set, Mr. Palmer.

He thought it was lube? Yes.

Hi there. It's Jack calling for Irving.

Okay, so we're gonna pre-roll first. I'll cue your entrance.

We'll go to Mexico. We'll go...

Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel

Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with you?

Probablemente it was some kind of bad communication.

Let's roll, people! Let's go! Take two!

[driver] Sir, George won't come out of the car.

Okay, well, I think... Come here.

Okay, Irv. I'll see you on set.

Here's the twist:

Brought you so far in life. You know?

Light. And tears!

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel.

Is that clear, Lloyd? Is that good for fucking sound?

For fuck's sake.

♪ There's one pet I like to pet ♪

"Hey, do ya ever have a problem with the shit stickin' to your fur?"

Bigger. Better. Important.

Fine. Grab a close-up. No! No close-up.

[on recording] ♪ One, two, three, hey ♪

Why discovery? Well, this role requires real range.

Nice fella. Wonder if he's single.

If they like you... They don't!

What a goddamn mess.

I love you. [audience laughing]

Jack Conrad's passed out.

[Jack] Hey, where'd you go?

We are going to Mexico, Nellie. Mexico?

I just want to say thank you for the work.

Another, please.

Do the rainbow, remember? Big arms!

We don't own the house.

The epic Blood & Gold has confirmed Jack

Wilson, isn't he on tonight? [Wilson] Thought he was.

I have your face tattooed on my back. Well, look at that.

No tits? No tits.

You! I've been looking all over for you.

No, it just... What I mean...

"Listen to me, Catherine. I don't care if they find us.

This is what a degenerate fucking animal from Jersey does.

All I want in return is a little honesty.

How have you been?

Come on, tell us a joke. I have a joke.

[insects chirping]

Do you hear? That squeak?

I mean, I appreciate it, but we have to go. Trust me.

And you know what? There's beauty there.

Not till the evening, huh?

You know her, don't you?

I don't think I'm very good for you.

I like Rachmaninoff.

[growls] [The Count] Oh, shit!

Mr. Torres, meet Miss LaRoy.

of the first faggot they sent over!

I'm not gonna let that happen anymore.

[song continues playing]

and we're transporting the entertainment for a party at his house.

[Jack] Now go show those fat fucks how it's done.

Tell it to Wallach. Wake up, wake up.

How have you been?

Props needs better aging, goddamn it! We talked about this!

Gloria, you have buckets of charm.

Soldiers swarm the fields

No, Bob! Don't leave me! Fuck!

[shouting ferociously]

[bell rings] [footsteps]

[Robert] And that, that is when I grabbed the snake by the head.

Why? I just want to be part of something bigger, I guess.

Te amo, Nellie.

And the bear says to the rabbit,

We're gonna do great things together, she and I.

Who's the girl? A goddess.

♪ 'Cause I'll do anything For my sweet pet ♪

[elephant trumpets]

Sir Delmer Lunny.

[pen continues scratching]

A new challenger approaches!

She's a fucking kid, and she looks like she's dead.

It's the idea that sticks.

I just want to be with you. Okay.

She has led you to your destiny through fate,

[laughing] We're gonna get married.

You don't have to be in your own shitty fucking life.

And Louis XIV sat on that.

You're an actor now, Sidney.

What have you been in? Nothing yet.

Get back to work! Get back to work!

I was too short or I was too fat.

[Jack] You deserve this. Did you see my screen test yet, Manny?

[blows landing, grunting]

Help me! Help me! [screaming]

[crowd shouting]

What do you mean? Like, uh, his income?

[Ruth] Cut. Missed your mark, Nell.

You need something?

You're alternating the pitch of your voice too much.

♪ And I love The thoughts it stirs ♪

[glass clatters]

Nell prefers listening to jokes rather than telling them.

[child speaking Spanish]

You're trying to hide the shame.

It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean?

and we're trying so hard to get it back on track.

I was just gonna see if the phone worked.

It's on you now, kid. The future's yours.

[Manny] Why? [Nellie] Yeah, tell me why.

[Estelle] Jack!

Fucking listen up, all you big-dick Mister Men!

And now, the Rose Petal... [drumroll]

They're not far.

[clears throat] "-ing" not "-in."

I had a good run, didn't I? Hmm? You sure did.

This is real drama we're talking about. Shakespeare-level stuff.

[shattering] Hola, Jacky!

[shouting ferociously]

No, I'm afraid it's impossible. It's gotta be a discovery.

[laughing] It tickles.

Fuck you. I ain't icing my nipples. This is natural.

It is French already! [chuckles] Okay, let's go.

Because it's raining so much?

She's not gonna fuck this up again, is she?

Look, don't stand in the way of progress, Irv. Sound is the future.

[audience applauding, laughing continues]

Get the fuck out! I'll fucking kill you! We are losing the light!

It needs more punch. Take two frames off the tail and three more off the head.

Which road do I take? Uh, you're gonna look at least 90 in this traffic.

[cheering continues]

Nellie! Nellie!