Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

as vital and as bracing as life itself."

Thanks, Abby. Who?

Can you do a Corpse Reviver?

You meet her dad? Oh, my God.

A never-ending horizon

It's not letting go!

Jimmy, you carry the girl with me. Then you drive her to the hospital.

Is she ready? Hurry. [assistant] I'll check.

No. No, it's not.

He took me back into a room, Manny, and they said

[crashing] Geez Louise!

Okay! Okay! [speaking Spanish]

The kid? Yeah, the kid. The Mexican I brought.

[elephant groans]

And that finishes at 5:30, leaving you enough time to make the gala.

Gloria, you're taking this the wrong way.

Hundred more me's.

You're kind of shitty at your job.

Alexander Scriabin was a Russian pianist.

that only a handful of rich geriatrics give two fucks about,

[siren wailing continues]

Sound is how we redefine the form. Sound!

Uh, hey, whoa, what is that?

I fucked up. Go hit a piñata if you're homesick.

[singing in Italian]

He left for the day, but I can take a message for you...

[crew cheering]

Latest voice tests: Conrad Nagel, rich tone.

so they went to the vaudeville houses, and then the nickelodeons.

Nellie! Nellie!

[James] My next idea's my best:

Out of my way! Huh. Huh.

Uh, Mr. Torres? We can't find Miss LaRoy.

Yeah. Jane Thornton, that's her.

Sir, I-I think your tent's in the line of fire.

[lighter clicks]

[gasps] And cry.

That's an elephant.

[Olga screaming] Jolson? All right. Who is that screaming?

What? I'm stuck.

Oh, I didn't need your help.

He's insisting I drive him off the nearest cliff.

[panting, grunting]

The architecture is amazing. You'll love it.

[engine turns off]

[band continues playing]

Fuck him, Manny! Yes! Fuck it! Fuck it!

I think she left me. Hey, me too! Congrats!

[Rebecca] Jack said he was gonna take me to Greece. [Lewis] Greece?

"No actors or dogs allowed." [chuckles]

[gasps] Morning!

[gasping, murmuring continues]

Mr. Wallach, so happy you're joining us. Come on.

All the cunts in Lafayette called me the ugliest mutt in the neighborhood.

[speaks Spanish]

Her new movie will work.

Jack! Jack, get down! [Jack] Sweetie, sweetie.

It's the dinosaurs, kid.

You think it works?

Listen, I've been trying you for a while. I got some great news.

Amigo, no, no, no. Hey... [whistles]... amigo!

It wasn't your voice. It wasn't a conspiracy.

This guy, McKay, runs the place and, he's... like, you don't fuck with...

Get back to work!

What do I look like, a goddamn maharaja? All right.

Yeah, well, I got everything we need. This is my roommate, Kyle.

Nell, how you feeling?

Nell, I'd like you to also meet Mildred Yates.

She added the "La." [chuckles]

Miss Lady Fay Zhu!

[Manny] You're messing with Nellie's career,

There are laws now because I fought the rattlesnake and lived.

Lady Fay, Lady Fay, come stai?

And one day, all those films will be pulled from the vaults,

[gagging, coughing]

Nellie, babe... Don't "Nellie, babe" me, you six-foot vagina!

I believe this belongs to you.

So, upstairs is where Don keeps his underage girls, then?

[mutters in Spanish]

You know, when I first moved to LA,

[engine starts]

That's great! Pathé's got really good taste.

Maybe try staying more monotone.

[people screaming, shouting]

You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did.

Nobody is comfortable in here. Quiet!

And you're a star now. I was always a star, remember?

And camera and sound! [rings]

[guests murmuring]

[screams] These fucking horses!

Hiccups that last ten years? Manuel?

Oh, hey. Come with.

Camera's up the hill, Mr. Conrad. Over here?

and I'll do what I do without your help!

[speaking Spanish]

It'll be you and me, okay?

Well, fucking hell, Lloyd. Could you just let us get through one take?

Nothing in the back? No.

[crying] What have I done?

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. Isn't being funny what you do?

Joey has a flag sticking through his chest, Larry.

Would you mind showing me to the upstairs powder room, my dear boy?

Hey, send Charlie a bottle of bourbon and get ahold of his negative

You see what that means?

And camera and sound! Yeah, okay.

His fiancée. Fiancée?

Right here! I'm right here!

No, hole not in shirt before, you fucking coolie!

I think you wish you were eating my asshole! Nellie LaRoy?

That's when you gush. Water for two, gush on three. Yep.

What happens up on that screen means something.

No, I don't. It's...

We gotta move this along. [whispering] I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallach.

Yeah. I have keys. [speaking Spanish]

[Ruth] And music!

That's really good. Wow.

Put down the fucking glasses!

Okay. You know? Really dig into it.

Otto, you should have fought for 20 cameras, you idiot!

That's just Olga.

[music continues playing]

It's too far! Sun sets in three hours!

Yeah, I like you. I want you to take me to set today.

Elinor St. John writes a story about her amazing transformation.

What? There's a guy up here wants to know

Okay. [host speaking Spanish]

You did, Mr. Conrad.

So, you boys are friends with Nellie LaRoy?

Yes. I think I can hear him.