Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joey has a flag sticking through his chest, Larry.

[crying] What have I done?

No, I don't. It's...

Nellie, babe... Don't "Nellie, babe" me, you six-foot vagina!

[engine starts]

Sound is how we redefine the form. Sound!

You did, Mr. Conrad.

[Ruth] And music!

[music continues playing]

[band continues playing]

[screams] These fucking horses!

He took me back into a room, Manny, and they said

That's great! Pathé's got really good taste.

[people screaming, shouting]

I believe this belongs to you.

Her new movie will work.

Thanks, Abby. Who?

Nothing in the back? No.

It's the dinosaurs, kid.

[speaking Spanish]

What do I look like, a goddamn maharaja? All right.

Hundred more me's.

Right here! I'm right here!

[lighter clicks]

Yeah. I have keys. [speaking Spanish]

It wasn't your voice. It wasn't a conspiracy.

You think it works?

And camera and sound! Yeah, okay.

I fucked up. Go hit a piñata if you're homesick.

that only a handful of rich geriatrics give two fucks about,

Hey, send Charlie a bottle of bourbon and get ahold of his negative

and I'll do what I do without your help!

We gotta move this along. [whispering] I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallach.

There are laws now because I fought the rattlesnake and lived.

Would you mind showing me to the upstairs powder room, my dear boy?

Mr. Wallach, so happy you're joining us. Come on.

[engine turns off]

He's insisting I drive him off the nearest cliff.

Get back to work!

Listen, I've been trying you for a while. I got some great news.

Okay! Okay! [speaking Spanish]

I think she left me. Hey, me too! Congrats!

And you're a star now. I was always a star, remember?

Alexander Scriabin was a Russian pianist.

Out of my way! Huh. Huh.

Lady Fay, Lady Fay, come stai?

What? There's a guy up here wants to know

Maybe try staying more monotone.

Well, fucking hell, Lloyd. Could you just let us get through one take?

Sir, I-I think your tent's in the line of fire.

Yes. I think I can hear him.

so they went to the vaudeville houses, and then the nickelodeons.

"No actors or dogs allowed." [chuckles]

You see what that means?

Oh, hey. Come with.

Otto, you should have fought for 20 cameras, you idiot!

Uh, Mr. Torres? We can't find Miss LaRoy.

What? I'm stuck.

Okay. You know? Really dig into it.

Nell, I'd like you to also meet Mildred Yates.

You're kind of shitty at your job.

The kid? Yeah, the kid. The Mexican I brought.

[Manny] You're messing with Nellie's career,

[gagging, coughing]

Yeah. Jane Thornton, that's her.

[crew cheering]

And that finishes at 5:30, leaving you enough time to make the gala.

Can you do a Corpse Reviver?

as vital and as bracing as life itself."

[singing in Italian]

A never-ending horizon

You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did.

She added the "La." [chuckles]

Jimmy, you carry the girl with me. Then you drive her to the hospital.

Nell, how you feeling?

Nellie! Nellie!

Miss Lady Fay Zhu!

No. No, it's not.

What happens up on that screen means something.

[panting, grunting]

[elephant groans]

This guy, McKay, runs the place and, he's... like, you don't fuck with...

Uh, hey, whoa, what is that?

That's an elephant.

So, upstairs is where Don keeps his underage girls, then?

Yeah, well, I got everything we need. This is my roommate, Kyle.

Is she ready? Hurry. [assistant] I'll check.

His fiancée. Fiancée?

You meet her dad? Oh, my God.

The architecture is amazing. You'll love it.

[James] My next idea's my best:

[Rebecca] Jack said he was gonna take me to Greece. [Lewis] Greece?

Fuck him, Manny! Yes! Fuck it! Fuck it!

Amigo, no, no, no. Hey... [whistles]... amigo!

Yeah, I like you. I want you to take me to set today.

[Olga screaming] Jolson? All right. Who is that screaming?

Put down the fucking glasses!

Hiccups that last ten years? Manuel?

[mutters in Spanish]

So, you boys are friends with Nellie LaRoy?

You know, when I first moved to LA,

[gasps] Morning!

He left for the day, but I can take a message for you...

[speaks Spanish]

No, hole not in shirt before, you fucking coolie!

It's not letting go!

[guests murmuring]

[siren wailing continues]

Okay. [host speaking Spanish]

Jack! Jack, get down! [Jack] Sweetie, sweetie.

Elinor St. John writes a story about her amazing transformation.

Gloria, you're taking this the wrong way.

That's just Olga.

Latest voice tests: Conrad Nagel, rich tone.

Nobody is comfortable in here. Quiet!

[gasps] And cry.

That's really good. Wow.

And one day, all those films will be pulled from the vaults,

[Jonathan] Come on, Nellie. Isn't being funny what you do?

That's when you gush. Water for two, gush on three. Yep.

Camera's up the hill, Mr. Conrad. Over here?

I think you wish you were eating my asshole! Nellie LaRoy?

It's too far! Sun sets in three hours!

[gasping, murmuring continues]

It'll be you and me, okay?

[crashing] Geez Louise!

Oh, I didn't need your help.

All the cunts in Lafayette called me the ugliest mutt in the neighborhood.

And camera and sound! [rings]