Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell him you were asking after him.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

♪ My girl's pussy ♪

Haven't seen you there in a while.

The money in the bag is prop money?

The band looks mixed. What do you mean?

Thalberg. People go to movies not to listen to the noise.

Cannon! Cannon!

You know my old friend George over there?

Who the fuck is this? I asked for the girl with the tits.

[babbling] If I could just...

[speaks Italian]

He did have a drinking problem.

[music stops] [grunting]

A fucking flop!

Jack. It's great to see you.

[grunts] Is that the last one?

[Thalberg] Jack Conrad has a good voice, is our biggest asset.

Who sneezed? Who the fuck sneezed?

[chuckles] Okay.

Everyone will look at him. No one will look at her.

Can we go? I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack in here.

[Elinor] Thank you.

Welcome to the asshole of Los Angeles.

I don't have that... I don't have that money.

Um... [snaps fingers]

Now laugh in embarrassment. [laughing]

So, what I would suggest there would be to play subtext rather than...

[up-tempo jazz music playing]

[Jack] Progress comes in fits. [screams]

Not Manuel, okay? [assistant] Phone for you, sir!

I'm off to repair my marriage. I'll see you bastards in a month.

He's just made for the movies, isn't he?

Okay? So? What do you think?

That sad man over there?

Everyone, run! Run!

Just stand there and sing? Exactly.

[stammering] No, no, no, no, no!

All right. Hey, Lloyd? Yeah.

You think it works? It's great.

Alright imma head out

[snorts, spits]

Nellie, cállate. You go to Mexico without me.

Holy shit! Is that a fucking elephant? Señor, señor, señor.

Yeah, I mean, Chaplin is hung for sure,

to the latest of the moving picture's magic tricks."

No! Stand... Stand... Stand back.

That was a butterfly.

And some pills, please?

[crowd gasps, murmuring]

A child born in 50 years

[Jack] Moving up fast. Jack? I'm sorry.

For the lighting.

I'm the animal? What is this shit?

This is the only place left where you can have any fun these days.

[elephant trumpets]

[clears throat, inhales sharply]

Girl on bar, look at Miss Moore.

We got to dream beyond these pesky shells of flesh and bone.

[opera playing on phonograph]

Okay, I feel better.

[sighs, chuckles]

One day, you and me, we're gonna be on a movie set.

The car is not mine.

But you can't hold back that one final tear!

Incredible. Who are your influences?

[imitates rattling]

[shouts] Who the fuck invited her?

[fan 3] Nellie, please can I have your autograph?

There's nothing you can do.

Jack Conrad? Yeah, I'm working with him.

I made that up.

If you keep playing flat, I'm gonna fucking headbutt you,

I need a red one. Yeah, yeah.

But you never do.

So we going again?

You need anything? I'm gonna fill this real quick.

I've known loss. I've known pain.

While it's raining. Yeah.

It's you who gives me life. [snorts]

They can save your career. They don't like me!

Because Nellie felt lighter on her feet that time.

so now they have to be my slaves for the night.

Um, well, we're... I work for Don Wallach,

Say one more word in Italian, and I will divorce you.

Well, to be fair, George, you did just meet her a week ago.

I'm in so much trouble and I really need your help.

[upbeat jazz playing]

Your time today is through,

Found it! It's a pin in Ruth's ankle.

Motherfucker! Who opened the door?

I'm not mad anymore. Manny...

[laughing] Yes! Whoo!

[laughing continues]

[audience laughing]

[rattling continues] Whoo!

You gotta go through the ballroom. Everyone will see her.

The extras want to renegotiate their pay... you motherfucker!

[club host] And introducing tonight,

Porky thought it was lube.

Jesus, fuck! Cut!

Oh, I like this. Isolate the shoulders. What do you think?

and I'll do whatever you need.

so they're pretty violent. [Otto] ...you fucking assholes!

Tim. Tim, you're fired.

Oh, shit! Go! God! [speaking Spanish]

[tires screeching]

We're just looking. Thank you.

We have a serious fucking problem. What?

I just want to see a motherfucking snake fight!

[Manny] Gentlemen, here's the plan.

The South is big money. That's half the revenue lost.

How do you do? [Jack] What's your excuse?

I just wanted to see if the phone worked."

I'm figuring out how to get the money.

[clock ticking]

What I'm trying to say is Kinoscope can no longer employ you.

You mean "really big horse"?

It's not "Manuel," it's "Manny." Manny Torres.

Back off! Back off!

I'm not here for drinks and fun, okay? I'm in your debt.

[bottle clatters]

into the medieval plains of Iberia.

I want a divorce.

[crowd clamoring]

Action. [squeaks]

We need Spanish-language pictures. We're taking new directions.

I need big tears! Big! You got it? Okay, yeah.

Ha. That there is George Munn,

[car horns honking]

Come on, buddy, get your head out of there. Let's go get a drink.

Yeah, okay. Bye.

Here we have a pâté de campagne designed by Krümt with a Takagei bubble.

Eighty-two. That's right.

...the call said "one..."

For your entertainment this evening,

[radio announcer] It's celebration time for Jack Conrad.

Can you believe this, Manny?

Can't drive an elephant without a permit.

[guest 2] LaRoy's? [guest 1] Yeah.

[guest 1] Oh, my God. Zero.

See you in Venice. See you in Prague. [Fay chuckles]

Do you hear that? [Nellie] For fuck's sake.

He died a couple of years ago. I met him once.

Jen, I'd always look your way.

He shows up with a mime.

[crowd laughing]

Why would Conrad send you here? God.

the studio will shut the picture down

I knew Proust, you know.