Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They found him in a forest in Oregon.

[breathing heavily]

[actor] Beautiful, isn't she?

Uh... Jack. How was Europe?

[engine revving]

[sighs] You should come by the Warners lot.

To be part of something important,

I know just the guy to play him. You just build the movie around him.

Well, I do miss him.

"I've known loss. I've known pain. You're what gives me life."

I'm doing okay.

Also the most expensive. [knocks on door]

We roll now! We roll!

[Ruth] How long will that take to heal?

Very good. I am sorry.

Wilson, bring that cash.

is making other girls with California dreams Roy-ally jealous!

"I don't see how you can marry someone who paints his face."

[speaks Cantonese]

Can you ask Wallach to give us more King Bubbly, por favor?

Bigger than my life. Bigger than scooping elephant shit.

♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪

Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

[guest 1] Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster.

it's something even more important than life.

You know, for the music and the poetry.

Well, hello, college. [sneezes]

There were things I'd taken for granted... [pen scratching on paper]

I don't know what you're upset about. I don't understand Hungarian.

Wallach's already thinking about dumping her.

Hey, you do a great job. What's the best tip you've ever received?

Miss Lady Fay Zhu will now choose a partner.

Nellie! [people chattering, cheering]

[laughing continues]

Only question is, what do we do about Fay Zhu?

Do you think George Eliot was better as a novelist or a poet, Nell?

Some shit came up with a guy saying I owed him money in a game of craps.

I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best.

Oh, if they could see me now!

[dramatic music continues]

Don't come back! [laughing continues]

We got a lot of great stuff.

Yeah, Pathé wants me.

They're all high down there. Maybe they won't care.

Listen, there's no good way to say this...

I'm staying, Manny. I'm not moving. No, no, no, no.

How did you get into music, Mr. Palmer?

[door hinge squeaking]

Let it go. Let it... Hey! Hey, I got it!

Oh, I see you right there, you little Shylock dickface.

[guest 1] It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em.

Okay. Forgive the ask. This is nuts.

You're not better than me!

How do you do? [Rebecca] Hello.

And we're still doing costume pictures?

Your fellow players, if we don't get the shot,

Send him to the Warners' Theatre to see the premiere and have him report back.

[Max] What happened? She blew the valves.

[Otto] Ah, my beautiful baby boy.

Kinoscope's reteaming the firecracker from Jersey

He's two floors down! Follow me!

I fucking hate that.

are gentle but virile olive branches in these divided times.

[glass shatters]

Why don't you kiss my royal Angeleno hooch?

Elinor's trying to civilize me for talkies. Ain't that nice?

[brakes screeching]

Uh, no, we're good up here, Ruth. Okay, great.

You want me to use this chalk? Make the mark bigger for you?

He's even more embarrassing than she is. Fucking idiot.

It's worth it, I promise.

[excited chattering]

They're more like a collaboration between Sidney and me.

"Common and uncouth though she may be,

I'm so excited for you. You're gonna love him!

Where's the Mexican? Wake up, wake up.

First mark is where you say the line, "Hello, college,"

And you're invited to the party.

This is my husband-to-be, Manny Torres.

Jack, is it okay to grab one? Hey, Charlie. How's the missus?

[crying, sniffling]

[Nellie] Tell me why.

Think you could hold for two beats for tears gushing?

[whipping] [grunting, moaning]

Move that microphone 45 degrees, okay?

Would you like to meet him?

Maybe they got dancing here! Come on!

Looks like he struck out with a girl he was seeing.

Save the ring and come on inside.

But for real people on the ground, it means something.

Okay, it's my only job. From now on.

Way to go, Jack!

Thank you for that.

Let... Let me explain... We were gonna make movies together.

Okay, what the fuck is your prob... What is your name?

Who sneeze who tf sneeze

They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her fucking mark

[shouting in Spanish]

How do you boys do?

Listen to me, I'm here for you. It's you and me.

Naturally, I always knew my daughter had it in her.

Mucho gusto. Drinks?

Really? Yeah. It's wild.

Come on. Come on, come on. You know it.

And it's all in here? Yes.

You know what we should do? We should go dancing! Manny! Oh, my...

I was hoping I could introduce the two of you.

[crowd screaming]

Oh, yeah? What kind of camera?

Are you okay with March 17th for the premiere?

How do you do, sir? Hello.

Okay. Okay, Lloyd, ready to go again?

You're just sore because yours look like fucking latkes.

Cálmate. Okay, yeah, I was in Cal-Neva,

Don't worry, I'll be there the whole time. See you Friday.

they're gonna pour acid on my pussy.

So we bring Sidney to Kinoscope, whatever he costs.

Bigger than this.

[Jack] Thank you.

[chicken squawking]

[Jack] Close with Swanson and the fireworks. The end!

Hey, baby grand.

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel."

Double shot of tequila. Water, darling.

Well, let them see me now!

I'm still learning this new language.

Do you like ice cream?

I shouldn't have asked you to help me.

[chattering, children shouting in distance]

over and over again, until God knows when.

Do you play bridge, Miss LaRoy?

[Nellie] Dad, I have an idea.

And people dance in movies and people die in movies.

You're great, man.

I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name,

[Max] Billy! [laughs]

[elephant trumpets] [screaming]

[The Count coughs]