Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

are gentle but virile olive branches in these divided times.

Where's the Mexican? Wake up, wake up.

How do you boys do?

Very good. I am sorry.

[Ruth] How long will that take to heal?

Are you okay with March 17th for the premiere?

They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her fucking mark

[crowd screaming]

[actor] Beautiful, isn't she?

Wilson, bring that cash.

But for real people on the ground, it means something.

Let it go. Let it... Hey! Hey, I got it!

Oh, yeah? What kind of camera?

You know what we should do? We should go dancing! Manny! Oh, my...

[speaks Cantonese]

is making other girls with California dreams Roy-ally jealous!

[elephant trumpets] [screaming]

Really? Yeah. It's wild.

[excited chattering]

Would you like to meet him?

I think what's happened is my assistant has put me under my stage name,

I'm staying, Manny. I'm not moving. No, no, no, no.

[sighs] You should come by the Warners lot.

[The Count coughs]

Bigger than this.

Cálmate. Okay, yeah, I was in Cal-Neva,

He's even more embarrassing than she is. Fucking idiot.

Hey, you do a great job. What's the best tip you've ever received?

He's two floors down! Follow me!

So we bring Sidney to Kinoscope, whatever he costs.

Well, hello, college. [sneezes]

Okay. Okay, Lloyd, ready to go again?

Do you think George Eliot was better as a novelist or a poet, Nell?

[engine revving]

it's something even more important than life.

Miss Lady Fay Zhu will now choose a partner.

[guest 1] Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster.

And it's all in here? Yes.

Who sneeze who tf sneeze

Double shot of tequila. Water, darling.

Oh, I see you right there, you little Shylock dickface.

How do you do? [Rebecca] Hello.

Maybe they got dancing here! Come on!

Some shit came up with a guy saying I owed him money in a game of craps.

You're great, man.

First mark is where you say the line, "Hello, college,"

[door hinge squeaking]

I'm doing okay.

Uh, no, we're good up here, Ruth. Okay, great.

Kinoscope's reteaming the firecracker from Jersey

Can you ask Wallach to give us more King Bubbly, por favor?

Your fellow players, if we don't get the shot,

Okay. Forgive the ask. This is nuts.

Wallach's already thinking about dumping her.

Oh, if they could see me now!

[Nellie] Dad, I have an idea.

[whipping] [grunting, moaning]

I fucking hate that.

Mucho gusto. Drinks?

♪ But I don't mind Because it's hers ♪

[Jack] Thank you.

[Max] Billy! [laughs]

To be part of something important,

I know just the guy to play him. You just build the movie around him.

And you're invited to the party.

Come on. Come on, come on. You know it.

We got a lot of great stuff.

Uh... Jack. How was Europe?

"I've known loss. I've known pain. You're what gives me life."

How did you get into music, Mr. Palmer?

Bigger than my life. Bigger than scooping elephant shit.

Looks like he struck out with a girl he was seeing.

Well, let them see me now!

[Otto] Ah, my beautiful baby boy.

There were things I'd taken for granted... [pen scratching on paper]

Only question is, what do we do about Fay Zhu?

Hey, baby grand.

[guest 1] It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em.

[shouting in Spanish]

And people dance in movies and people die in movies.

I'm so excited for you. You're gonna love him!

Thank you for that.

They're all high down there. Maybe they won't care.

You know, for the music and the poetry.

Well, I do miss him.

Send him to the Warners' Theatre to see the premiere and have him report back.

Listen to me, I'm here for you. It's you and me.

Think you could hold for two beats for tears gushing?

Elinor's trying to civilize me for talkies. Ain't that nice?

This is my husband-to-be, Manny Torres.

Okay, it's my only job. From now on.

You're not better than me!

"I don't see how you can marry someone who paints his face."

Listen, there's no good way to say this...

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

They're more like a collaboration between Sidney and me.

Save the ring and come on inside.

I don't know what you're upset about. I don't understand Hungarian.

You're just sore because yours look like fucking latkes.

You want me to use this chalk? Make the mark bigger for you?

[Max] What happened? She blew the valves.

I shouldn't have asked you to help me.

[Jack] Close with Swanson and the fireworks. The end!

And we're still doing costume pictures?

Jack, is it okay to grab one? Hey, Charlie. How's the missus?

[chattering, children shouting in distance]

I can't speak for them, of course, but I'll do my best.

Move that microphone 45 degrees, okay?

[dramatic music continues]

Yeah, Pathé wants me.

They found him in a forest in Oregon.

It's worth it, I promise.

Do you play bridge, Miss LaRoy?

Do you like ice cream?

"Common and uncouth though she may be,

Don't worry, I'll be there the whole time. See you Friday.

Nellie! [people chattering, cheering]

[Nellie] Tell me why.

[breathing heavily]

Why don't you kiss my royal Angeleno hooch?

over and over again, until God knows when.

Also the most expensive. [knocks on door]

How do you do, sir? Hello.

We roll now! We roll!

[chicken squawking]

Yeah, she's the one having sex with the ice sculpture.

they're gonna pour acid on my pussy.

I was hoping I could introduce the two of you.

[crying, sniffling]

Naturally, I always knew my daughter had it in her.

[brakes screeching]

[glass shatters]

I'm still learning this new language.

[laughing continues]

Okay, what the fuck is your prob... What is your name?

Don't come back! [laughing continues]

Way to go, Jack!

They could strip me of my rank and it wouldn't change how I feel."

Let... Let me explain... We were gonna make movies together.