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- I need her first. Mom! - She's out.
It's done, and it's perfect. In my mind, I'm already into next year's.
"Today, ladies." Hurtful.
and you opened it and-
your Karens, your lemon lady?
That may not be necessary, my wife.
not with his teeth like Xander from art class.
And some shoes.
His name was- Please don't say it again.
Don't ask me about my business. I wasn't.
I've flown her back and forth.
That sounds like an offer I can't refuse.
Yes, of course.
I want you to wear something beautiful tonight.
Did it myself, right in the kitchen.
Hey! Hey!
His father with the wooden leg-
That's when I realized my kids didn't understand...
Why not?
I know, sweetie, but daddies are talking...
- You think she's helpless. Ask her what's in that box. - Isn't that the family gun?
My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone.
Somebody's balloons were blocking my billboard.
The hell is that? Some kind of a gay protest thing?
What?
Bye.
I really never saw these wedding pictures, Mamá.
Whoa.
Wow. Pretty weird with your sister.
Maybe just a little bit.
Just you.
Are you dating anyone?
She sits down, we start talking,
I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems.
and yell at all these people and burn a bunch of bridges,
Maybe a drag production of Annie?
that we're wearing to the baptism?
because up until the birth of this child, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.